Category Archives: Movies
Fear the Wrath of Internet Mockery, Ninja Turtles!
Sadly, I’m not going to see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this weekend (or happily, depending on your point of view). I kind of want to see it, no matter how bad it’s going to be. But I’m on vacation this weekend, headed to Boston Comic-Con! That will, hopefully, be a lot more fun. And I’ll be able to talk a lot more about Comic-Con after the weekend. Until then, I’m going to milk the Ninja Turtles for more enjoyment!
Such as, Everything Wrong with the first Ninja Turtles movie courtesy of Cinema Sins!
Then we switch gears for an Honest Trailer of Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze!
As a kid, the sequel was my favorite, but it does not hold up very well. I think I watched both movies a few weeks ago, and the both were pretty alright.
As a bonus, we also have Everything Wrong with TMNT, a movie I actually saw in theaters. It was not my finest moment.
Before I leave you, how about I ask the most important question ever: Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle?
Mine is Leonardo. Boss.
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How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended
That bloopers video I posted yesterday got taken down from Youtube, which stinks. But the guys at How It Should Have Ended have given us this video instead!
When they stick to the point of the video, they do a splendid job (that Tony Stark scene at the end was awesome (at least if you remember the joke it’s referring to, which I do)). But man, they rely way way WAY too much on those Superman/Batman diner scenes. Stick to the actual movies you’re parodying. I’m kind of afraid of what they’re eventually going to do for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. I shutter to think.
Blooper Reel? Sure, Why Not?
Slow news day today, so how about a quickie blooper reel from the upcoming DVD release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier?
Darn it! The video got taken down off Youtube, but you can watch it by clicking here.
I know I was entertained. And can I say how great it is that Marvel had another successful year at the movies? Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy have been two of their absolute best films. Here’s hoping 2015 is great for them as well!
The Ninja Turtles Sure Have Changed
Somebody at HalloweenCostumes.com has the greatest, most fun job in the world. They get to make neat stuff like this! Most likely to honor the upcoming new movie this weekend. Anybody going to see it?
Do You Love the Marvel Movieverse? I Know I Do!
Marvel Studios, being generally awesome, has put together a massive, 5-minute-long trailer for all of their movies to date. I’m not sure why – other than synergy with Guardians of the Galaxy – but who doesn’t love a reminder that the Marvel movies have all been awesome? Did you hear that Guardians of the Galaxy had a $94 million opening weekend? That’s way above predictions! The film is a hit! Go Marvel!
Good times! Now go see Guardians of the Galaxy again!
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