Full Trailer for the Final Hobbit Movie: The Battle of the Five Armies
Eh. I can’t say as how I’m all that enthused about The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. I suppose I’ve enjoyed the last two movies, and I’ll definitely see this one in theaters, but I just don’t have any energy for the franchise anymore. There’s nothing new in this trailer, nothing we haven’t seen dozens of times before from this franchise. The Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer was full of new sights, sounds and insanities. The Battle of the Five Armies is just more Middle Earth characters looking drastic.
Still, I’ll definitely see it, and maybe even enjoy it. Though they didn’t even bother to really name all five of the armies in the trailer…
The 5th of November Was Yesterday, But…
I love V for Vendetta the movie. I haven’t read the comic, and I’m sure it’s fine, but I love the movie! And Cinema Sins gives it a real thrashing!
And for once, I’m actually kind of pleased with their work. They still count sins for really minor things, but they did a great job this time pointing out flaws in logic, plot and story. Good job, team! And now I’m in the mood to watch V for Vendetta again…
6 Reasons Why I Think ‘Civil War’ is Perfect for the Marvel Movieverse
I liked Mark Millar’s Civil War. It wasn’t perfect, there were parts I didn’t like, and it left a bad taste in a lot of fandoms’ mouths, but overall, and especially in hindsight, I liked Civil War. I’m not ashamed to admit it, nor am I embarrassed to have read it. Civil War was a pretty insane comic book endeavor, but it’s also probably the best Marvel Big Event of the past decade.
So when Marvel Studios announced that Captain America 3 was going to be Captain America: Civil War, I was absolutely thrilled!
Captain America probably wasn’t too thrilled
I hope I’m not the only one. But reading around the web, I see a lot of people freaking out over the choice of Civil War. I understand that a lot of comic book fans apparently hated the story. By all means, everybody’s entitled to their opinions. But hating a comic book that came out nearly a decade ago and worrying that Marvel Studios is making a mistake are two very different things. I think Civil War is the perfect storyline going forward, and if you’ll join me after the jump, I’ll tell you why.
Marvel Comics is Doing Something Fancy
For the past few weeks, Marvel Comics has been releasing teaser images about their upcoming Big Events in 2015. Each teaser mentions a classic Marvel story, like the Age of Apocalypse, Planet Hulk or House of M, while a few have been brand new, like Attilan Rising or The End of the Ultimate Universe.
I haven’t been posting these various teasers because I was waiting for their purpose to be revealed. You can check out the full gallery at ComicBookResources if you’re so inclined.
Now, the purpose hasn’t been revealed, but Marvel has put out yet another teaser today that might hint towards the outcome.
Maybe they’re teasing Agents of SHIELD’s cancellation?
Sounds pretty ominous, no?
But what does it all mean? I’m definitely going to write more when the real purpose is revealed, but this ominous teaser, coupled with a slow news day, has been curious enough to write and pick your brains a little.
What do you henchies think it means?
Obviously the popular theory is that Marvel is going to do a big universal reboot, a first for the company. Writer Jonathan Hickman has been writing a pretty amazing story in his Avengers comics over the past few years, about the Multiverse coming to blows. And we already know that Hickman is going to be penning a new Secret Wars story next Spring that’s going to involve a bunch of popular Multiverse planets, including the Ultimate Universe.
So I think it’s kind of obvious that all of these teasers are showing us the various combatants in the new Secret Wars. All of the various alternate realities in the Marvel Universe are going to get into a big, multiversal slugfest.
But where does Marvel go from there? Do they actually go through with a reboot? Do they tear down their decades of continuity and rebuild their universe to better fit the Movieverse?
I don’t know…but I don’t think so. I’m with Bleeding Cool on this one, I think a reboot is highly unlikely. I think Marvel knows that we’d all go nuts over a reboot, so they’re doing everything in their power to tease a reboot just to get us talking. Marvel loves to get us talking, and as last week’s movie announcement revealed, they know how to play the PR game better than anyone.
Obviously something big and fancy is going to happen at Marvel next Spring, and Secret Wars is going to be huge. But I don’t think it’s going to lead to a company-wide reboot.
But then again, maybe I’m wrong…
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Now This Song is Going to be Stuck in All of Your Heads!
Hey gang, Archer season 6 is coming!
Quiet news day this morning, so I thought I’d join the rest of the Internet in posting this sweet trailer for the new season of Archer – one in which they’re going to drop the name ISIS because of all that evil terrorist stuff going on. That’s probably for the best.
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