Category Archives: Movies

There’s a Lot Going on in Spider-Man: Brand New Day

A brand new trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day come out yesterday and it’s packed a lot into a regular trailer length. I won’t spoil any of it here in the opening comments, but jeez louise, there are a lot of things in this movie.

I’m not necessarily complaining. I very much have faith and trust this movie. It’s directed by Destin Daniel Cretton, the genius behind Shang-Chi and Wonder Man. The dude has proven himself very capable, so I trust both him and Marvel Studios with this new Spider-Man movie. I trust they know what they’re doing to juggle and balance all these elements. I don’t need Scorpion and Boomerang to be full-length movie villains. They’re perfectly fine as jobbers!

And I’m perfectly fine with all the other stuff in this movie.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day comes to theaters on July 31.

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I Do Not Care About the Updated Animation in Shrek 5

Because the world is hell and we are easily distracted by circuses, the uproar online is that everybody hates the new animation style in Shrek 5. They hate the very subtle, incredibly subtle, facial changes made to the Shrek character model for the new movie. I just want to go on record as saying that I could not care less.

It looks fine. We live in post-Spider-Verse world. We live in a post-The Last Wish world. Animation is going to change. It’s been 16 years since the last Shrek movie. Things change. The world changes. The world spins madly on. There are worse things in the world than Shrek’s character model getting updated for a new animation style. Jeez louise!

The real thing people should be complaining about with this trailer is the lack of Puss in Boots. The Last Wish was an awesome film! And it ended with a tease of a crossover with Shrek! So why isn’t Shrek 5 that crossover? Why doesn’t it lean into the awesomeness of The Last Wish? Wasted gorram opportunity, I tell you what.

Shrek 5 exists and it’s coming to theaters next summer and it looks fine.

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Check Out This Nifty Trailer for the Mock Trial Movie

I’ve been a big fan of the Dropout crew since the College Humor days, and have been a subscriber since Day One. So I’m always happy to showcase some nifty Dropout content or Dropout adjacent stuff. Like this trailer for Mock Trial, the mocumentary movie by Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino. Looks hilarious!

I love the people involved, I love the concept and I really enjoyed this trailer. I believe they ran a Kickstarter to get the movie made, and I wish I’d backed it so that I’d have some idea of when this will be available to watch. I hope to be able to watch Mock Trial some day!

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I Don’t Think Toy Story 5 is Just About Technology

Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe the movie will surprise people. But it feels a little…rote to just have the toys do battle against a tablet. I’m probably wrong. But this trailer definitely seems bigger than just the toys fighting this green Lilypad tablet toy thing.

I don’t know how I feel about Toy Story 5 overall. Personally, these movies aren’t sacred to me. I’ve enjoyed each and every Toy Story movie, including 4, so I’ll probably watch and enjoy this one. I may not go to the theater to see it. I can be patient when I want. And this trailer isn’t exactly blowing the doors off or anything. I just think there’s something more…

Probably a story about Jessie and finding purpose or something. These movies are always about finding purpose.

Toy Story 5 comes to theaters on June 19…which is less than a month away!

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Alert: Wildwood is Not CGI!

Better sit down for this one! Stop-motion animation powerhouse Laika is back with their new film, Wildwood, and this looks about as cool as anything can. It’s not CGI. It’s stop-motion animation. Keep that in mind when you watch this trailer.

Holy cow, people! That was gorgeous! That was intricate! That was so detailed it’s mind-blowing! These people are masters of their craft and it shows in even just a trailer, let alone the final product. The story feels a little light and cliche, but I think we can put that aside to enjoy some top tier animation.

Wildwood comes to theaters on Oct. 23.

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