Category Archives: Movies
Honest Trailers and The Hobbit Save My Butt!
Busy, busy week! My day job as a mild-mannered reporter has me running around this week, so luckily the fine people at Honest Trailers got around to doing The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. And they pretty much nail it.
Man, that movie. I tells ya. I love the Lord of the Rings as much as the next geek, and I mostly liked The Hobbit trilogy, but that last film was a real slog. Ah well, at least we have these funny Internet videos to help us stick it to’em!
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Everything Wrong with Finding Nemo!
I’ve got a busy week in the day job, folks! Some of you may remember that I’m a mild-mannered newspaper reporter during the day, and this day kicks off an intense murder trial! That means I’ll be spending every day this week in a courtroom with little access to blogging. Fortunately, the Internet is every providing.
Here’s Everything Wrong with Finding Nemo, for some reason!
Silly Disney movie. So many things wrong. Thanks Cinema Sins!
Even the Avengers TV Commercials Are Amazing!
Avengers: Age of Ultron is in TV commercial mode now, with only a month and a half before it hits theaters. And apparently one of those commercials is the most amazing TV movie commercial ever produced.
Jeez louise! That was amazing! The action, the banter, the character moments, the accent; that is brilliant stuff! And that’s just a commercial! Oh man, this movie. I can’t even. I can’t even all over the place!
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Someone Discovered the Secret of Happiness
The secret is little kids doing the voices for the latest Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer.
Who knew it would be this easy? Apparently the folks at The Watercooler knew the secret, because they made the above video, and the world is a brighter, better place for it. I know my day is better.
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I Never Had This Much Fun When I Went to Tomorrowland
Possibly because they changed the awesome Alien Encounter ride from when I was a kid into some dumb Stitch comedy show. What a waste. I hope somebody got fired for that one. But at least this new Disney movie, Tomorrowland, might make up for my lost 40 or so minutes on that ride.
The teaser trailers were neat, and now that we get to see even more…I like it. Not the premise I thought it would be, but it still looks pretty cool. The effects look especially dazzling. So maybe I’ll actually see more than just superhero movies in the theater this Summer.
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