Category Archives: Movies
The Power Rangers Trailer We’ve Been Waiting For!
Remember that first trailer for the Power Rangers movie, which seemed more like a reboot of The Breakfast Club? Yeah, forget all that stuff. It’s time to see the real, full, crazy movie!
This has got everything! Morphing! Zords! Monsters! Jokes! Putties! Craziness! Zordon! Alpha! This really does look like the freakin’ Power Rangers! This is crazy, crazy stuff, and I’m more excited than ever about this movie!
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6 Insane Characters Peter Dinklage Could Play Other Than Pip the Troll
Awesome actor extraordinaire Peter Dinklage was recently announced as being in talks to star in the two upcoming Avengers sequels. So I had the bright idea of doing a List of Six about the possible roles that Dinklage could play. Of course, the entire rest of the Internet had the very same idea. Clearly great minds think alike.
So much Dinklage attention!
The smart thing to do would be to cut my losses and just do another list. But then I got to thinking: why not just be lazy and make my own list anyway? I’ve never done a list about Peter Dinklage before. Why not? Besides, pretty much everybody on the Internet has pegged Dinklage for the same handful of potential characters: Pip the Troll, the Watcher, Mephisto, Adam Warlock or M.O.D.O.K. And yeah, these are all solid ideas.
But what if I opened up the awesome expanse of my geeky mind and came up with six character possibilities that no sane person would possibly consider?! Yeah, that might be fun.
Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce 2
The Internet is a big, great glorious thing. Case in point: someone made a sequel to Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce. This is a tightly edited mash-up of several different action movies where everybody is trying to kill Bruce Willis.
Again, I say to you that the Internet is insane. Kudos to Pierre-Alexandre Chauvat for the cut.
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Hey Look, It’s That There Justice League!
A picture of the united Justice League movie team hit the Internet over the weekend, and I’m gonna share it with the lot of you. I’m just that cool of a guy.
Finally, some good Aquaman
Looks like a neat picture, but is, of course, all dark, gritty and really gloomy. This isn’t very heroic-looking at all. But this is going to be our Justice League, so all we can do is hope and wait.
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The Honest Trailer We’ve Been Waiting For
I watched Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey during a visit home to see my parents a couple weeks ago, and it totally holds up! That is a quality film franchise. But, of course, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is much better.
Though after seeing Bogus Journey and it’s happy, uplifting ending, I’ve decided to come out against a third movie. I don’t want it to happen. I don’t care if they get the original actors back, I don’t want to see a third.
Rally behind me, friends! No Bill & Ted 3! No Bill & Ted 3!
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