Category Archives: Movies
Dread It. Run From It. Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer Still Arrives.
Oh man, this defies description. You’re just going to have to watch it for yourself and be amazed at the Sonic the Hedgehog live action trailer. Are people really still making movies that look this terrible in 2019?
I don’t even know where to start! The Sonic CGI is worse than we imaged when we saw those pictures. Doctor Robotnik is worse than we could have imagined. The human characters seem worse than we could have imagined. The humor is worse than we could have imagined.
Oh my God this looks terrible!
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Avengers: Endgame is Here!
Avengers: Endgame arrives in theaters today and I’ve got my ticket! I’ll be showing up at least an hour in advance at my local theater to ensure I get one of the good, comfy, reclining seats. So it’s gonna be a long day, with a really rewarding end!
To get us all in the Avengers spirit, here’s a bunch of Avengers videos I’ve been holding onto for a couple weeks! Like this sweet retrospective.
Or How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended by the HISHE people!
Avengers: Endgame is going to rock my socks off, hopefully! Reviews have been stellar, all past movies have been perfect. I feel like I’m in a good place here, people.
I hope you enjoy it too!
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6 Different Avengers Teams to Use After Endgame
Avengers: Endgame will be here in only a few days and then a decade of the Marvel Cinematic Universe will reach its conclusion — but that won’t be the end of Marvel movies. Disney and Marvel would be fools to bring this gravy train to a halt. They’ve already got a lot of plans for further Black Panther and Doctor Strange movies, along with finally giving us a Black Widow film, and whatever nonsense they’re planning with the Eternals.
But where does the Avengers name brand franchise go from here? How about a spin-off!
All of their contracts are up
I have not yet seen Avengers: Endgame so I do not yet know the state of the team at the end of the film. Who’s dead? Who’s retired? Are the Avengers even still around? Do they still have that sweet compound in Upstate New York? I’ll find out in a few days! But until then, how about we wildly speculate about where the Avengers franchise could go next! Surely the brand name is too famous and popular to let lie. So how about we look back at some classic comic book spin-off Avengers teams and figure out how they could host the next billion dollar franchise!
Join me after the jump for all the possibilities!
Another Reminder that Godzilla: King of the Monsters is Coming Out
There’s a new trailer today for Godzilla: King of the Monsters. It doesn’t offer anything new, just some further looks at all the monsters. That’s pretty fun, but previous trailers already accomplished that much.
Still, this looks like a fun movie and, therefore, trailers for it are pretty fun. Comes out at the end of May.
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Hobbs & Shaw Attempts to Ruin Action Films For All Other Movies
I have never seen a Fast & Furious movie. Maybe parts of the first one back in college. But I’m going to see Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw on the first damn day thanks to this new extended trailer. Holy cow, people, this is how you make a movie trailer!
I almost don’t want to spoil the movie trailer! You have to see it for yourself! I loved it! From the Rock rallying an army of Samoan warriors to a chain of trucks trying to pull down a helicopter, this is awesome! Consider me hooked!
Hobbs & Shaw comes out on Aug. 2.
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