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Movie Criticism is Better Than Politics
It’s Super Tuesday, and that means a whole heck of a lot in the world of American politics. I would rather no deal with that insanity, so instead, let’s poke fun at Monsters University! I mean, what the heck was up with Monsters University?
Seriously, let’s not worry about politics today. If anything, you should go watch John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight. That’s all the politics any of us will ever need. Even if Cinema Sins is pretty good too. They really delved into this one.
You know what my biggest complaint is about Monsters University? It’s that all of the monsters look the same. Other than Mike, Sully and the main characters, all the background monsters are the same kind of rainbow furry and generic. It’s kind of disheartening.
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I Still Haven’t Seen Fan4stic
I’m pretty sure all movie critics and moviegoers did this job for them, but Cinema Sins has gotten around to finding Everything Wrong with the new Fantastic Four. At least now I can say I’ve seen enough of the movie to not have to watch it for real.
Yep, that movie seems as bad as everyone said. That’s good enough for me! Poor Fantastic four, they get no respect.
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Everything Wrong with Ant-Man
Alas, poor Ant-Man, there’s no way it could survive Cinema Sins.
I still love this movie, I will always love this movie, and I can’t wait to see Ant-Man show up in Captain America: Civil War. But heh, it’s got a million, bajillion little problems.
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We’re Gonna Just Burn Off the Rest of This Star Wars Stuff
The arrival of Star Wars: The Force Awakens caused every single Youtube parody channel that I watch go into Star Wars overdrive. I tried my best to keep up and post the videos, in case you henchies come here to get your funny video fix. But I didn’t get around to everything.
So today sounds like a great day to get around to everything! Let’s start with Cinema Sins, and Everything Wrong with both Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith!
Stay tuned throughout the day for even more videos! Prepare yourself for the marathon gauntlet of Star Wars mockery!
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There Are Apparently Lots of Things Wrong With The Phantom Menace
The Star Wars celebrations are never ending around here! The Internet is just too full of fun Star Wars stuff. Star Wars! Here we have the good folks at Cinema Sins pinging the glorious Phantom Menace in not one, but two, videos!
Part 1
Part 2
Good times! Is it Thursday yet?
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