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Two Very Different Movie Trailers For This Tuesday
The summer movie season is in full swing, so we keep getting new movie trailers piled upon us. And I love watching them and sharing them, because why not? I love movie trailers! I can do this!
First up is the new, full trailer for Oppenheimer. This is gonna be a big, fancy movie, with fancy stars, a fancy director, fancy themes; this movie is gonna be a whole thing.
Looks fine so far. Looks like a serious biopic about Robert J. Oppenheimer. Or is it J. Robert Oppenheimer? I don’t know and don’t feel like Googling it as I write this blog post. The movie looks good and I am for sure gonna do an Oppenheimer/Barbie double feature that weekend.
Oppenheimer comes out on July 21.
Next up, on the complete opposite end of the movie spectrum, is the trailer for Meg 2: The Trench. Oh man, I can’t believe they made this movie. But here it is.
I remember the first Meg. It was a big shark movie, with Jason Statham doing his thing. I think I liked it, in that simple way of liking such a movie. And it looks like the same thing will happen with Meg 2. Honestly, I was almost excited for a dinosaur movie, but then the giant shark had to come along and ruin everything.
Also, how many times do they say the phrase “Meg” in this movie? Have they really been dealing with so many Megalodons that they always use the shorthand? Or is it just extreme brand repetition?
I guess we’ll find out when Meg 2: The Trench comes to theaters on Aug. 4.
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Mario Through the Ages, Animated
The Super Mario Bros. Movie was a whole thing. It was super popular. I thought it was fine. It could have been more, but it was otherwise fine on its own. One thing is for sure, though: Mario has a lot of iterations and adaptations over the years. And Tell It Animated is on the case!
Good times! I watched a ton of those Mario cartoons back in the day. The Lou Albano stuff? You’re damn right! And this video has it all. I love Tell It Animated. He’s a great channel and he does great work. And now he’s opened himself up to video game characters. My top pick for his next cartoon is still Robin, but if we’re talking video game characters…Sonic the Hedgehog is the next obvious choice. Plenty to work with.
Master Chief. Pac-Man. Metroid. Maybe Final Fantasy protagonists? Tell It Animated shall never die!
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Time to Remember What Happened in Dune 1
I never read the Dune books and have zero memory of that TV mini-series that I know I watched once upon a time. So I really only mildly cared for that big Dune: Part 1 movie a few years ago. It was big, it was pretty, but it was just Part 1 and that was a stinker. Welp, Part 2 is coming later this year! I’ll need to find an internet recap video so that I’m prepared.
Looks pretty good. Looks a lot more personable, with a lot more emotion and actual character development. I’m all for that. The CGI looks great, the characters look like fun, there are some weird black and white sequences that are clearly gonna be a trip. Looks like an overall quality time at the theater, hopefully. And then we can all have future Dune watch parties that are 6 hours long.
Dune: Part 2 comes to theaters on Nov. 3.
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6 Characters I’m Willing to Let Die in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
The highly anticipated Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is coming out this week and I am very excited! It’s gonna be a blast, and I even took the day off from work so that I can go to the early Thursday afternoon showing in my local theater! But the awesomeness comes with some bittersweetness, as this will be our last adventure with these Guardians. James Gunn is moving on to other pastures and has said he’s done. So even if Marvel continues the franchise, it’s going to be entirely different, probably.
And everybody is pretty sure that a lot of Guardians are going to die
Now, I don’t want anybody to die. I don’t require character deaths to give a movie stakes or real emotion. But death is probably inevitable in this movie for someone. So who could I handle dying? If somebody has to die, will I be OK if certain characters bite the dust over others? I’m going to have to be! This might be a morbid list, but fate has brought us to this point, and some of these characters are going to have to face the music.
Join me after the jump for the six characters I’m willing to have die in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.
Read the rest of this entryDisney: The Last Wish
Disney Animation has revealed their first look at their next movie, Wish, which I think is about the magic of Disney making a wish upon a star. Just like how Puss in Boots made a wish upon a star?! I kid. But so far, this teaser looks pretty generic. Heroin, villain, animal sidekick.
They even included the little star dude from the Mario movie!
Still kidding. Anyway, I’m a big fan of Disney animation in recent years. Encanto was great! I don’t remember what they did after Encanto…oh right, Strange World! Yeah, Strange World was fine. So we’re just gonna have to hope — rightfully so — that Wish will also be fine. That’s my hope, at least. Or perhaps it’s my…wish?
Anyway, Wish comes to theaters on Nov. 22.
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