Category Archives: Movies
Green Lantern Taken Down Yet Another Notch
The good folks at Screen Junkies have finally gotten around to doing an Honest Trailer for Green Lantern.
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I feel like they could have done a lot, lot more with this wreck of a movie – which, I’ll admit, I liked after I first saw it. No, don’t go back and search for my original movie review. You won’t like what you see.
First Full Big Hero 6 Trailer!
The first real Big Hero 6 trailer hit the Internet today, and I managed to find a version of it on Youtube. Watch it quick before it’s taken down!
You can also watch it by clicking here and that’ll be fine.
I like it! The trailer focuses on Baymax and Hiro, which is fine, but you don’t get a very good look at the other character. Don’t worry, though, you can check out all the character posters to get a good look at them. The only complaint I have is that T.J. Miller is voicing Fredzilla. That’s the slacker guy who shouts from the back of the car. He’ been in everything lately, including both Transformers 4 and How to Train Your Dragon 2 this summer. So when I hear his voice, I don’t think ‘Fred’, I think ‘oh that guy’. That’s very distracting.
Otherwise, it looks good!
It Was the Best of Times, It was the Blurst of Times?!
Apes, man. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather go to Candy Apple Island. Sure they got apes, but they’re not as big.
Anybody else going to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes tonight? I was a big fan of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, so I’m definitely checking out this sequel. Because I love every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.
Guardians of the Galaxy Just Gets Better Every Day!
New extended trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy reminds us all why we can’t wait to see this movie! Is it August yet?
What more is there to say? That trailer is amazing! The extended scene of banter towards the end is utterly delightful! Everything about this movie just looks so much fun.
Stop the Universe, There Are Glorious Forces at Work Here
Theologians will be debating the existence of a higher power until the end of time. But this weekend, I received evidence that there is indeed a greater power at work here. And apparently, they’re watching me.
It is as if the universe coalesced into a single item that now exists solely for me. I can perceive no other reason why this toy exists other than some cosmic force peered into my brain and made it a reality.
How else can you explain Hasbro making a legitimate, fully transforming action figure of Dispensor, the Mountain Dew Transformer from the first movie.
Do the Dew!
I’m speechless. Both because of the awesomeness of this toy and out of fear that someone really is reading my thoughts. Why else would Hasbro make a Dispensor action figure seven years after the first movie came out?! He was on the screen for 10 seconds! And it’s not like he’s some new commercial tie-in.
They changed the name from ‘Mountain Dew’ to ‘Mood Whiplash’ on the toy, so it’s not like Hasbro is getting any advertising money.
Dew It, To It!
So why make this action figure unless someone had recently read my List of the 6 Most Underrated Movie Transformers!? Dispensor is #1 on that list! But I only wrote that list a week ago! Someone knew in advance how much this character makes me giggle! His mere existence is cause for such giddiness!
And now he’s a real toy!
What are you trying to tell me, universe?! That you’re listening to me, you’re really listening? Well then, message received! Loud and clear!
