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What Does Woody Harrelson Have Against Apes All of a Sudden?

I’m a big fan of the modern Planet of the Apes movies. They’ve been good and hugely entertaining. So definitely sign me up for the latest one this summer. War for the Planet of the Apes.

But it’s a little weird that the mighty ape king, Caesar, keeps going up against a new human adversary each movie. I suppose it would be even weirder if he fought the same human each time. But still, Woody Harrelson just seems to pop into the franchise with this film.

With everything else in the world coming to an end, why devote any of your resources to trying to go kill a bunch of apes?

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Big Day Today, So Here Are Some Apes Firing Machine Guns While Riding Horses

Big day today here in Henchman Land! No, my blog isn’t up for Awesomest Blog of the Year or anything like that. I’ve got some personal business today that could change everything! Or if it falls through, I might end up in a sadness spiral the likes of which only binging on ice cream and cartoons can cure. So wish me luck!

In other news, let’s start off this week with some Cinema Sins. They can always be counted on for a good time. Here we have Everything Wrong With Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve really enjoyed these Apes movies. I’ve never seen the original, and I think I was OK with Tim Burton’s remake, but these new ones have been really good. So Sin on, you crazy apes!

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Finally, Something That Isn’t Star Wars!

Although to be honest, I’m not sure why Honest Trailers isn’t doing Star Wars right now. Or have they already done those films? Either way, here’s the Screen Junkies‘ take onĀ Dawn of the Planet of the Apes!

I like the new Apes franchise. The movies are well-made and Andy Serkis is a total star. Solid work all around!

It Was the Best of Times, It was the Blurst of Times?!

Apes, man. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather go to Candy Apple Island. Sure they got apes, but they’re not as big.

Anybody else going to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes tonight? I was a big fan of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, so I’m definitely checking out this sequel. Because I love every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.

Stop the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!

Two final trailers have landed for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and both are pretty epic. They should have just called this movie ‘Monkeys with Machine Guns’. Actually…I claim that title! Copyright pending!

I’ll definitely be seeing this film on opening weekend. I liked the first one, and this one just looks cool. Less James Franco is always a plus. The movie opens July 11.

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