Category Archives: Movies

Sesame Street for the Win!

For reasons that I should hope are obvious, I don’t watch Sesame Street. But I think it’s pretty clear we are dealing with intelligent people on that show. This isn’t just mind-numbing children’s garbage. This is quality entertainment! Plus it keeps my Avengers Week going!

Except for the part where it’s all about how vegetables are awesome. Still weird to see Cookie Monster fighting for vegetables. I understand that it’s more healthy, and that kids should eat vegetables, and that I wish I ate more vegetables as a kid…but it’s still weird.

Only four more days!

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And So It Begins…

Somehow I’m expected to do any work this week and focus on things other than Avengers: Age of Ultron waiting for me on Friday night.

It’s like, I get that you’re paying me to do my job and everything, but come on! This homemade trailer is a bit old, courtesy of CineFix, but this week is probably gonna have a lot of Avengers stuff in it. Apologies in advance.

Is it Friday yet?

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The Joker Is as the Joker Is

The first image of the new movie Joker has hit the Internet, and responses are mixed…though mostly mocking. The picture is pretty extreme, and I’m not sure how I really feel about it, but it’s clear they went in an entirely different direction than Heath Ledger’s Joker. That was probably the best idea.

On a surface level, I don’t like it, mostly because I’ve never understood the appeal of grills. Why do you want to put metal on your front teeth like that? It looks painful and stupid. But on the other hand, I’m willing to give this Joker a chance. The Joker is one of those characters who can be re-interpreted in any number of different ways. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s an established part of the character that he’s constantly changing his image.

And in the dark and gritty DC Cinematic Universe, perhaps this is what the Joker looks like. I don’t really have much faith in the DCCU, but maybe they’re going somewhere where this. I’m willing to wait and see.

But I do find it kind of funny that this Joker was revealed at the same time as the Internet is collectively mocking a similarly proposed and rejected take on Spider-Man.

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Only Leigh Comments on Marvel Movie Anticipation!

As if we live in a world where all of these Internet stars can email each other and collaborate on projects, Only Leigh and How It Should Have Ended have teamed up for a cute little video about the Five Stages of Watching a Marvel Movie! Or maybe she works for them…I guess I don’t really know. But I do love me some Only Leigh cartoons.

I’m happy to say I avoid Stage 3, but all the others seem pretty accurate.

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Once Upon a Time, I Actually Liked Batman Forever

I was a big Robin fan even back then, plus I was young and stupid. I’d like to think I’m smarter now, but I do still love Robin.

Thankfully, we have Cinema Sins to take care of all our movie taunting now. I tried to rewatch Batman Forever a few years ago, because I still had fond-ish memories, but I couldn’t get through the first 5 minutes.

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