Category Archives: Movies
ALL the Jurassic Park Parodies!
Jurassic World opens this weekend, and I plan on seeing it eventually. I’m just not as jazzed for this film as I am for, say, Ant-Man. But perhaps like the glorious Mad Max: Fury Road, word of mouth will drill itself into my brain and I’ll go check it out. Until then, we’re all going to have to make due with Internet parodies of all the older movies. Both Cinema Sins and Honest Trailers dug back into the classics and worked their particular brands of hilarity.
And here they are.
What’s that, Screen Junkies? You weren’t able to get to Jurassic Park 3 on time? For shame! We’ll have to finish up with How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended!
And that’s Friday, everybody! Peace out!
Nah, I may say more stuff later. Did you hear that Baron Mordo has been cast in Doctor Strange? That’s pretty neat.
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More Ant-Man Niftiness!
There’s a new Ant-Man mini-trailer/TV spot hitting the Internet today, to go along with some neat new posters that tie the character to the Avengers. I like the new spot, I like the new posters, so I’ma gonna share’em with y’all!
I hope you’re looking forward to Ant-Man as much as I am. It’s a month away! Or a month and a week. Just too long a time, really.
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This New Matt Damon in Space Movie Looks Pretty Good
The first trailer for The Martian crash-landed on the Internet today, about astronaut Matt Damon getting stranded on the red planet. It looks pretty good.
The Martian comes out in November and I think I’m in! I like Matt Damon, I like space, and the world needs more movies set on Mars. Somebody has to land on Mars in my lifetime! Come on!
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A Little Bit More Ant-Man
Not a full trailer, but here’s a new Ant-Man TV spot with some new footage. Good times.
Ant-Man comes out on July 17! That’s more than a month away. Why do we have to keep waiting? Why is that how the universe works! Why can’t we experience everything like Dr. Manhattan?
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Movie Bebop and Rocksteady Are Going to Be the Most Accurate Characters Ever
I’m very excited that Bebop and Rocksteady are going to be in the new Ninja Turtles movie – but set photos have revealed that they are going to be intensely accurate characters. Check out these set photos.
The mohawk is real!
That’s Gary Anthony Williams as Bebop and WWE wrestler Sheamus as Rocksteady, both before their mutations into a warthog and a rhino respectively. Just look at them. They look exactly like the classic cartoon versions of the characters, to an insane degree. There are pictures on the web of Williams even wearing the classic vest.
In a movie that finally gave the Ninja Turtles themselves unique and individual looks, why go so weirdly cartoony on Bebop and Rocksteady? Why not re-invent them as well?
I suppose it doesn’t matter in the end. I liked the first movie, and I’m excited to see them in the second! I hope they’re not too campy. The writers should read the current IDW comic book series for an amazing portrayal of Bebop and Rocksteady.
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