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Yearly Archives: 2013
The Brad Pitt School of Zombie Survival
Welcome to my World War Z review! I saw the movie on a whim Saturday night and enjoyed it. But I wasn’t planning to see it, so I also wasn’t planning to write a full review like I normally do. That being the case, I’ve decided to do something a little different. Instead of a typically thorough review of the film, I’m instead going to present ‘The Do’s and Don’t’s of World War Z’.
Otherwise known as ‘How to Survive at the Brad Pitt School of Zombie Survival’.
Don’t get bit!
Are zombies creeping all up in your neighborhood? Does a horde of violent, fast-moving undead threaten to bite you out of house and home? Is the entire world completely overrun by nasty ghouls with sharp, pointy teeth? Then you’ve come to the right place! Welcome to the Brad Pitt School of Zombie Survival! Here you will learn all of the necessary Do’s and Don’t’s of how to survive in a worldwide zombie apocalypse.
There will be SPOILERS! And zombies.
Pokemon Fusions Are a Thing, and They Are Amazing
I don’t know if you’ve noticed yet or not, but there’s a meme that’s been going around for awhile now called Pokemon Fusions. It’s this blog – Click Here – that randomly fuses two pokemon together to create a nifty, silly new gene-spliced pokemon. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Here, I made an example:
I know you’re reading his name in Pikachu’s voice
Neat, right? Go ahead and try it out. It’s a ton of fun.
But I’m actually here to tell you that the Internet has taken Pokemon Fusions and done them one better. A bunch of professional artists, or at least people who can really draw well, have taken these Pokemon Fusions drawn them to look real, instead of looking like awkward cut and pastes. The results are both beautiful and horrifying, but all together brilliant. If you want to see an example of the Internet at its geeky finest and most creative, click the jump to see all the freaky and awesome Fusions!
Hench-Sized Comic Book Reviews – 6/22/13
Age of Ultron is the worst Big Event Comic that Brian Michael Bendis has ever written. The man is a writing god when it comes to small comics – like Ultimate Spider-Man or his current X-Men series – but he just can’t handle Big Events. He can come up with some really neat ideas, but for some reason he just can’t execute them. I don’t know what it is. How did the man who created Miles Morales write Age of Ultron? Whatever. It’s over. Age of Ultron is done and it’s just as bad as the rest of the series. But now we all have Angela to look forward to…so…yay? I guess. Ugh.
Thankfully, the rest of the comics this week are all winners. From Avengers and New Avengers carrying through with some grand ideas to comics like Batwoman and Superior Spider-Man continuing their general greatness. Quality reads through and through. As for Comic Book of the Week, that distinction has to go to Wonder Woman #21, for Brian Azzarello for really amping up the action and excitement, and actually getting me to like a New God.
I never thought I’d live to see the day.
Comic Reviews: Age of Ultron #10, Avengers #14, Batman and Batgirl #21, Batwoman #21, Green Lantern: New Guardians #21, New Avengers #7, Superior Spider-Man #12, and Wonder Woman #21.
Wonder Twins to Appear on Teen Titans Go! Because Somebody Up There Likes Me
I haven’t been watching the new Teen Titans Go! cartoon, but clearly I should, because two of my all-time favorite characters are going to make a guest appearance!
Squee!
The freakin’ Wonder Twins, baby! How cool is that? Somebody out there in TV Land understands the nostalgic fun of the Wonder Twins. If only they’d been allowed to show up on Young Justice while that show was still on the air. No doubt they were saving the Wonder Twins for Season 3.
At any rate, I’m definitely going to have to give this episode a try. It’s called “You’re Fired”, and it’s about the Titans firing Beast Boy and picking up the Wonder Twins to replace him. Sounds like fun to me. There’s also a funny audition sequence, of course.
The episode debuts at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday on Cartoon Network. Be there!
I can only assume some hilarious hijinx have occurred
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