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The Honest Trailer We’ve Been Waiting For
I watched Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey during a visit home to see my parents a couple weeks ago, and it totally holds up! That is a quality film franchise. But, of course, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is much better.
Though after seeing Bogus Journey and it’s happy, uplifting ending, I’ve decided to come out against a third movie. I don’t want it to happen. I don’t care if they get the original actors back, I don’t want to see a third.
Rally behind me, friends! No Bill & Ted 3! No Bill & Ted 3!
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Those Mortal Kombat Movies Were Honestly Terrible
Procrastination! Woohoo! Let the good times keep rolling!
I’m a big fan of Mortal Kombat lore. We do exist. Smoke is one of my all-time favorite video game characters, and I just really dig his story in the games — I dig a lot of the Mortal Kombat stories. But yeah, the movies are terrible. They are so, so bad. We didn’t necessarily need and Honest Trailer to tell us that, but it’s good that they went this far.
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Some Star Wars Videos Ahead of Star Wars: Rogue One
I’m going to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story tonight — barring some sort of intense blizzard. And just like everybody else is anticipating this movie, so too have our faithful Youtube comedy channels. So to make our Thursday enjoyable and help suffer through the last few hours of waiting, here’s some quality Honest Trailers.
Stay safe out there, everybody. And steal those Death Star plans!
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Suicide Squad was Honestly Disappointing
Suicide Squad finally gets the Honest Trailers treatment, which is always a hoot.
Someday we’ll probably get tired of making fun of this movie. But it is not this day! Someday DC and Warner Bros. will make a great and universally beloved film. But it is not this day! This day, we mock!
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Let’s Enjoy Some Halloween Themed Honest Trailers
Specifically, the Screen Junkies tackled Nightmare Before Christmas with their usual style.
This is an all-time classic, and I suppose it deserves to be knocked around a little bit. Hopefully it will help put us into a spooky mood! It’s the best holiday of the year, people!
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