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Cinema Sins Does Sin City, a Video So Sinful We All Might Be Going to Hell
This week sees the release of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. Will it succeed, like the original Sin City? Or will it be just another 300: Rise of an Empire? Waiting a decade for you sequels rarely works out.
But you better believe I’m buying my ticket and seeing that film this weekend! I’m hoping for the best!
Fear the Wrath of Internet Mockery, Ninja Turtles!
Sadly, I’m not going to see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this weekend (or happily, depending on your point of view). I kind of want to see it, no matter how bad it’s going to be. But I’m on vacation this weekend, headed to Boston Comic-Con! That will, hopefully, be a lot more fun. And I’ll be able to talk a lot more about Comic-Con after the weekend. Until then, I’m going to milk the Ninja Turtles for more enjoyment!
Such as, Everything Wrong with the first Ninja Turtles movie courtesy of Cinema Sins!
Then we switch gears for an Honest Trailer of Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze!
As a kid, the sequel was my favorite, but it does not hold up very well. I think I watched both movies a few weeks ago, and the both were pretty alright.
As a bonus, we also have Everything Wrong with TMNT, a movie I actually saw in theaters. It was not my finest moment.
Before I leave you, how about I ask the most important question ever: Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle?
Mine is Leonardo. Boss.
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Transformers is as Bad as We Remember
I actually liked the first Transformers movie, and maybe a little bit of the third, but mostly the franchise has been just as big, loud and indistinguishable as we remember! And in case you forgot, Cinema Sins is here to help us out with their classic tributes to the first three movies! Though fair warning, the second two clips are both 20 minutes long. I guess there are a lot of sins.
Transformers
Revenge of the Fallen
Dark of the Moon
What better way to prepare for Age of Extinction this weekend?
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Behold the Behemoth That is Everything Wrong with Dragonball Evolution!
For some reason, I remember liking Dragonball Evolution well enough when I saw it, but I don’t remember why. At any rate, I hope you have 20 minutes to spare!
Rewatching the movie through Cinema Sins, it clearly looks terrible. The white guy as Goku looks incredibly out of place. And poor James Marsters…
Everything Wrong With Gravity – According to Neil deGrasse Tyson
The fine folks at Cinema Sins have gone above and beyond with their next EWW feature – they recruited the great Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson to add some sins! Though for some reason, he only quotes his Tweets…
So was he not actually in the studio? Did he just read his previous Tweets about the movie over the phone? Still, such a fun gimmick for the latest episode!
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