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Behold the Behemoth That is Everything Wrong with Dragonball Evolution!

For some reason, I remember liking Dragonball Evolution well enough when I saw it, but I don’t remember why. At any rate, I hope you have 20 minutes to spare!

Rewatching the movie through Cinema Sins, it clearly looks terrible. The white guy as Goku looks incredibly out of place. And poor James Marsters…

Everything Wrong With Gravity – According to Neil deGrasse Tyson

The fine folks at Cinema Sins have gone above and beyond with their next EWW feature – they recruited the great Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson to add some sins! Though for some reason, he only quotes his Tweets…

So was he not actually in the studio? Did he just read his previous Tweets about the movie over the phone? Still, such a fun gimmick for the latest episode!

Godzilla Day Continues!

Why don’t we just keep reveling in Godzilla awesomeness today, eh? Who’s with me! Check out the Honest Trailer for the 1990s Godzilla film, from our friends at Screen Junkies.

I am not blind to the horribleness of this movie, but I still like it. So sue me.

And for kicks and giggles, how about we watch Everything Wrong With Godzilla from Cinema Sins?

I hope everybody loves these movie takedowns as much as I do.

Internet Spider-Man Medley!

There’s a new Spider-Man movie coming out this weekend, and I plan on seeing it one of these days. So to get us all juiced up, how about a medley of mockery? I’m, of course, talking about Cinema Sins hitting us with Everything Wrong With the original Spider-Man trilogy!

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 3

Good times! I hope you all enjoy Amazing Spider-Man 2. I’ll have my review up on Sunday, I think. See you then!

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Everything Wrong with the Desolation of Smaug!

Man, those Cinema Sins folks really didn’t like Desolation of Smaug. Personally, I rather enjoyed the film. I didn’t care for the ending being such an insane cliffhanger, but we’re already closing in on next December, so it won’t be long now before that cliffhanger just doesn’t matter anymore.

Did you hear they want to change the name of the final film to The Hobbit: Into the Fire? As opposed to The Hobbit: There and Back Again? ‘Into the Fire’ would be such a dumb name. ‘There and Back Again’ has such a fun, whimsical feel to it, which I think would better serve the franchise in the long run.