What’s Wrong with Jurassic World?

All I know is that the sequel had better be called The Lost Park: Jurassic World.

At least Batman and Superman didn’t show up in a diner this time around. This was a good one by the How It Should Have Ended peeps, pretty darn funny. I can’t be the only one who’d watch a movie set at a functioning dinosaur park, am I? Why does something always have to go wrong?

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New Doctor Who Teaser Trailer!

The new season of Doctor Who is going to launch on Sept. 19, which is awesome. And apparently it’s going to feature a whole bunch of monsters and craziness and adventures! Also, something is definitely up with Peter Capaldi’s hair.

I can’t be the only one who prefers it closer cropped? Giant and puffy doesn’t do it for me.

So San Diego Comic-Con is in full swing this weekend. We’ve already got confirmation that Ben Affleck is going to make a solo Batman movie with Geoff Johns, and there’s all sorts of comic book news pouring in. Being a lazy person, I’m going to do my best to keep up with all the news that I actually find interesting, like this Doctor Who trailer.

If there’s anything specific you’d like to hear my thoughts on, just let me know in the comments! And if you spot anything really good, you can email me tips at hench4hire@gmail.com.

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The New Ecto-1 Looks OK

More and more new Ghostbusters details have been coming out now that filming is underway, and we’ve got our first look at the new Ecto-1. I am a huge fan of the iconic Ghostbusters car. I used to own the toy as a kid. The LEGO version is probably at the top of my Christmas list. And I would totally drive it for real if I owned one.

So perhaps I’m a little too biased to really appreciate the new Ecto-1.

Where’s the love?

There’s also an Ecto-2 motorcycle picture on the Internet, even though we all know that the real Ecto-2 is a flying motorcycle/helicopter hybrid vehicle. But such is Hollywood!

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Batman, Gandalf and The Doctor Team Up in a New Video Game

We all know that LEGOs help make dreams come true, but who knew they would take it this far? If this teaser trailer for the LEGO: Dimensions game doesn’t make you believe that anything is possible, nothing will!

LEGO is where this happens, people! LEGO is where Batman can team up with the Doctor and it all seems normal! LEGO is where the Doctor can pick Wyldstyle as his new companion! Man, I gotta get this game.

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From One Red Ninja to Another, Elodie Yung Cast as Elektra in Daredevil Season 2

Looks like at least one of the things on my list for Daredevil season 2 is coming true: Elektra is going to show up! Actor Elodie Yung has been cast as the femme fatale ninja, which is actually kind of ironic, considering she played Jinx in the last G.I. Joe movie.

So basically, Yung is going from one red-clad ninja to another red-clad ninja. I think she’s being typecast.

There has been worse typecasting

I don’t remember her from the last G.I. Joe movie, but I think Jinx was cool in that flick. So hey, by all means, bring her aboard! I’m still hoping to see Bullseye, though. Daredevil, Punisher and Elektra teaming up to take on Bullseye, who’s probably working for the Kingpin? Sounds like an awesome season to me!

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