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I Don’t Remember What’s Happening in John Wick 4

I like the John Wick movies. Who doesn’t? But I really think they’ve lost the forest for the trees. What’s the story anymore? Does anybody remember off the top of their heads? The first movie worked so perfectly, where a retired hitman came back to go on a murderous rampage after idiots killed his dog. It was great! But where are we now? Who was Halle Berry’s character?

Anyway, they’re right back at it with John Wick 4!

I mean, I’ll definitely go see this movie. They’ve all been pretty good. But the lore is really weighing down John Wick’s character, in my opinion. His family sits at the table? Are we about to meet John Wick’s parents and learn that they’re the ones in charge of the whole management level of assassins? It’s like finding out Jack Sparrow’s dad was in charge of all pirate lore.

Ah well, make of it all what you will. John Wick 4 comes out on March 24.


Just, Like, a Bunch of New Movie Trailers

I don’t know what’s happening, but a ton of new movie trailers came out this past week. Avengers: Endgame is a month away. Are they gearing up to go before Us? Maybe!

Also, a surprising number of these trailers feature Ian McShane. Good for him!

First, here’s a trailer for John Wick 3: Parabellum.

I don’t know what the subtitle is about. Why does John Wick 3 need an awkward, cumbersome word tacked onto the end? Either way, it’ll hopefully be a fun film. They managed to stretch the first John Wick into one sequel, let’s see if they can do it for a threequel!

Next up is Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Quentin Tarantino makes good movies and this one should be no different!

Lastly, there’s finally a trailer for the finally made Deadwood movie on HBO! How insane is it that this actually exists?

Deadwood is a great TV show that ended with a stilted third season. They were ramping up for something big, then HBO pulled the plug and left the show and viewers dangling in the cold. Now, seemingly against all odds, they’ve all come back for a wrap-up movie a decade or so later. It’s madness!

But you’re damn right I’m gonna watch, you hoopleheads!


John Wick 3 Looks Really Cool

I was late to the John Wick party when it first came out. I didn’t even see John Wick 2 in theaters! I dealt with those problems, and now I’m definitely ready for John Wick 3: Parabellum.

And yeah, it looks neat! Looks just like a solid John Wick threequel. Should be another action-packed thrill ride, like the other two. Hooray for movies!


This New John Wick Trailer Will Help My Procrastination

So I still haven’t written my Rogue One movie review, for reasons that are almost purely procrastinative. Just been busy at work and at home playing some new video games. Life is busy for a slacker blogger! Maybe the review will go up today. Or maybe later. All I know for sure is that there’s a neat new trailer for John Wick 2.

The first John Wick was fun, and because it was semi-successful, the laws of the universe mean that the producers start claiming it was “envisioned” as a trilogy. So expect a third one! Let’s hope they stay goodish.


Darn Funny Key and Peele Trailer

Comedians┬áKeegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are making their first movie, and it’s going to be a parody of John Wick, that film from a year or so ago where Keanu Reeves went all Rambo and killed the mobsters who killed his dog. Good film! Well Key and Peele are about to go after the gangsters who kidnapped their cat in Keanu.

Pretty funny stuff! I know it’s not a geeky or superhero trailer, like I normally post. But I watched this yesterday and thought it was funny. I should definitely watch more Key and Peele.


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