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Everything Wrong with Finding Nemo!
I’ve got a busy week in the day job, folks! Some of you may remember that I’m a mild-mannered newspaper reporter during the day, and this day kicks off an intense murder trial! That means I’ll be spending every day this week in a courtroom with little access to blogging. Fortunately, the Internet is every providing.
Here’s Everything Wrong with Finding Nemo, for some reason!
Silly Disney movie. So many things wrong. Thanks Cinema Sins!
I Never Had This Much Fun When I Went to Tomorrowland
Possibly because they changed the awesome Alien Encounter ride from when I was a kid into some dumb Stitch comedy show. What a waste. I hope somebody got fired for that one. But at least this new Disney movie, Tomorrowland, might make up for my lost 40 or so minutes on that ride.
The teaser trailers were neat, and now that we get to see even more…I like it. Not the premise I thought it would be, but it still looks pretty cool. The effects look especially dazzling. So maybe I’ll actually see more than just superhero movies in the theater this Summer.
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Disney Hires Good People
Did you know that, when I was a wee little Sean, my dream job was to be a costumed mascot in Disney World? That would have been a pretty magical life! But I would have had to be in costume. No way could I pull off something like this Gaston guy.
Apparently this guy is getting kind of Internet famous. Not only is he winning push-up contests, but he once had a battle of wits with a 6-year-old girl.
That’s good people. Though I’m sure I could have handled myself well enough in my Eeyore costume.
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Nifty New Trailer for Pixar’s Next Film, Inside Out
That was a pretty funny trailer, but I’m still not sold on Inside Out. I love the voice cast, but the premise kind of bugs me. This very much seems like a ‘wacky characters’ type of kids movie. Not saying those are always bad, but I expected more from Pixar.
Granted, I thought Brave would be more, but that was a huge let down. Bears? Come on!
Disney Villains Make the Best Musicians
The Internet really seems to love Disney villains. I know this isn’t the first musical number I’ve posted featuring them being all dancy and stuff, but it’s a really good one! The video was put together by Oh My Disney, and it parodies the song ‘Counting Stars’ by OneRepublic. I hope you enjoy!
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