Category Archives: Parody

The Winter Soldier Really Is a Good Movie, Honestly

Can’t fault the Screen Junkies for being totally honest. They’re the ones who made the rules.

I’ve seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier a second time now, and it still holds up as a great action film. It’s one of those movies I might even consider buying the DVD for, like some kind of archaic ritual.

LEGO Ghostbusters Video was an Inevitability

The LEGO Ecto-1 is out there, for sale, taunting me with its expensive availability. I guess until I’m rich, I’ll have to make due with awesome videos like this one.

Thank you to MonsieurCaron for having this kind of stop-motion fun. My hat is off you to, master builder. 

What If Michael Bay Had Directed Pixar’s ‘Up’

This isn’t your daddy’s mash-up trailer. Youtuber MrStratman7 went above and beyond with this bit of silliness. Can you tell how? It’s not that hard. My hat is off to you, you crazy Internet madman! 

Cinema Sins Does Sin City, a Video So Sinful We All Might Be Going to Hell

This week sees the release of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. Will it succeed, like the original Sin City? Or will it be just another 300: Rise of an Empire? Waiting a decade for you sequels rarely works out.

But you better believe I’m buying my ticket and seeing that film this weekend! I’m hoping for the best!

Fear the Wrath of Internet Mockery, Ninja Turtles!

Sadly, I’m not going to see the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this weekend (or happily, depending on your point of view). I kind of want to see it, no matter how bad it’s going to be. But I’m on vacation this weekend, headed to Boston Comic-Con! That will, hopefully, be a lot more fun. And I’ll be able to talk a lot more about Comic-Con after the weekend. Until then, I’m going to milk the Ninja Turtles for more enjoyment!

Such as, Everything Wrong with the first Ninja Turtles movie courtesy of Cinema Sins!

Then we switch gears for an Honest Trailer of Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze!

As a kid, the sequel was my favorite, but it does not hold up very well. I think I watched both movies a few weeks ago, and the both were pretty alright.

As a bonus, we also have Everything Wrong with TMNT, a movie I actually saw in theaters. It was not my finest moment.

Before I leave you, how about I ask the most important question ever: Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle?

Mine is Leonardo. Boss.

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