Category Archives: Parody
How Rogue One Should Have Ended
Saw Logan last night. It was alright. I enjoyed it. But I wasn’t as blown away as some reviewers have seemed. Still, fine enough film.Maybe I’ll write up a review later.
For now, how about we remember the fun of Rogue One?
Now I remember that I never wrote a Rogue One review. Man, I’m getting lazy at writing these movie reviews. It’s OK, though, I’m having fun writing other stuff. And creating new blog mascots. So thanks, How It Should Have Ended people, for giving me some Friday material.
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Doctor Strange Was Honestly Good!
Doctor Strange comes out on DVD today, so let’s celebrate with an Honest Trailer!
I love them things. And I loved this movie. Though I suppose the heat has worn off a little bit. And it never helps when Honest Trailers really nails them for all their faults. Poor Doctor Strange movie.
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I Hate These Commercials
Have you seen those car commercials where they bring in ‘not actors’ to talk gawk at and compliment their stupid cars? Those are annoying as hell.
Fortunately, a brave Internet soul has made a solid, hilarious parody video. Warning for language.
Love me some Internet comedy. Go Zebra Corner!
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Everybody Get Up, It’s Time to Slam Space Jam Now!
Space Jam is a cult classic. It is because I say it is. I still remember going to see it in the theaters. And even though I haven’t seen it in awhile, I’m pretty sure it still holds up. Unfortunately, the Honest Trailers people don’t think so!
Pffff, Space Jam features the best Bill Murray cameo of all time. It’s an all-time classic. Wile E. Coyote is an MVP!
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The Honest Trailer We’ve Been Waiting For
I watched Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey during a visit home to see my parents a couple weeks ago, and it totally holds up! That is a quality film franchise. But, of course, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is much better.
Though after seeing Bogus Journey and it’s happy, uplifting ending, I’ve decided to come out against a third movie. I don’t want it to happen. I don’t care if they get the original actors back, I don’t want to see a third.
Rally behind me, friends! No Bill & Ted 3! No Bill & Ted 3!
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