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The Brad Pitt School of Zombie Survival
Welcome to my World War Z review! I saw the movie on a whim Saturday night and enjoyed it. But I wasn’t planning to see it, so I also wasn’t planning to write a full review like I normally do. That being the case, I’ve decided to do something a little different. Instead of a typically thorough review of the film, I’m instead going to present ‘The Do’s and Don’t’s of World War Z’.
Otherwise known as ‘How to Survive at the Brad Pitt School of Zombie Survival’.
Don’t get bit!
Are zombies creeping all up in your neighborhood? Does a horde of violent, fast-moving undead threaten to bite you out of house and home? Is the entire world completely overrun by nasty ghouls with sharp, pointy teeth? Then you’ve come to the right place! Welcome to the Brad Pitt School of Zombie Survival! Here you will learn all of the necessary Do’s and Don’t’s of how to survive in a worldwide zombie apocalypse.
There will be SPOILERS! And zombies.
Hollywood to Reach It’s Zenith With The LEGO Movie
I kind of knew The LEGO Movie was coming out. I did not realize it would be this amazing.
This may be the first movie to ever team-up Michelangelo and Michelangelo. For that alone, this should be genius. And then generic 80s space guy? I had those guys! Those were my LEGOs! I realize this movie is aimed at kids, but honestly, this movie is made for me. Scratch that, it’s made for us. Anyone who was always secretly happy when your grandmother kept getting you LEGO sets for Christmas even though you were in high school. Anyone who still contemplates whether to buy LEGO Batman sets well into their 20s. Anyone who went ahead and bought the LEGO Batmobile and proudly displays it on their bookshelf.
This movie is for us!
Review: Man of Steel
I’m going to spare everybody any obvious Superman references in my opening. No ‘it’s a bird…it’s a plane’ stuff. Nothing about Kryptonite or telling you to ‘look, up in the sky’. This isn’t a time for geeky references. This is a time to hang my head in disappointment that Man of Steel was not the movie I hoped it would be. I had such high expectations for this film, almost all of which were supported and lovingly caressed by a series of awesome trailers. And I’m a huge fan of director Zack Snyder’s previous films. I thought Man of Steel was going to be great. Instead, it’s a mess, from beginning to end.
Your enjoyment of Man of Steel will rest almost entirely, I think, on your tolerance for excessive CGI and fake explosions. Personally, those sorts of movies mean nothing to me anymore. Never once during Man of Steel was my pulse racing, and even Superman Returns managed that much.
Movie Rating: 2.5/5 – Pretty Bad
The worst thing about Man of Steel is the pacing. The film is in love with snap cuts that have no transitional elements whatsoever. One minute Superman is having an important conversation with Lois Lane and some military generals, the next he and Lois are suddenly standing in a desert just staring at one another. Man of Steel never takes any time to cherish a moment or a scene, even when it’s called for. First and foremost, this a Superman movie, but Snyder also tries to make it a movie about first contact with aliens, and that’s fine. It’s a perfectly reasonable plot to give a Superman movie. But the films never fully connects with that theme. You can feel the movie trying to grasp the concept, even flirting with it, but before anything meaningful can happen, it’s straight on to the next CGI explosion or spaceship.
The only thing Man of Steel really has going for it is the acting, which is generally well done all around. Henry Cavill is a generally OK Superman, at least when he’s called upon to act. Kevin Costner and Diane Lane are great as Pa and Ma Kent, though Russell Crowe is pretty much just playing Russell Crowe when it comes to Jor-El, Superman’s alien dad. I think after Les Miserables, I’m only ever going to just see Russell Crowe on screen from now on. I can’t imagine him ever inhabiting a character again. And Crowe shows up far too often in this film.
The standouts of the film are Amy Adams as Lois Lane and Michael Shannon as General Zod, the villain. Adam’s Lois is far more than any sort of damsel in distress, though it’s shocking how much leeway the U.S. Military is willing to give a lowly newspaper reporter. And Shannon is just really villainous, though the attempts to make him more than just an evil, snarling bad guy don’t really work. But that’s fine. He’s good as an evil, snarling bad guy.
Join me after the jump for my full review. There will be some SPOILERS, but probably not many.
The 300 Sequel is Coming Out of Nowhere!
I love the movie 300. It’s fantastic, and one of the reasons why I’m so confident in director Zack Snyder tackling Man of Steel. Unfortunately, Snyder isn’t directing 300 2…otherwise known as 300: Rise of an Empire!
That’s a pretty cool trailer. It definitely looks like a sequel to 300, so it’s got that going for it. I don’t think it looks spectacular, but this is just the first trailer. Maybe further trailers will flesh it out more. Right now, Rise of an Empire looks like just a continuation of that 300 style, and I’m rightly OK with that. Still, fun to have a trailer so soon.
Here is the official movie description:
Based on Frank Miller’s latest graphic novel Xerxes, and told in the breathtaking visual style of the blockbuster “300,” this new chapter of the epic saga takes the action to a fresh battlefield—on the sea—as Greek general Themistokles attempts to unite all of Greece by leading the charge that will change the course of the war. “300: Rise of an Empire” pits Themistokles against the massive invading Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god Xerxes, and Artemisia, vengeful commander of the Persian navy.
That sounds pretty neat. New heroes, some new villains; too bad that King Leondis is dead. That guy was amazing.
More Superman Celebrations on the Way!
I’ve got my ticket for Man of Steel for the 7 p.m. showing Thursday night, so hopefully you guys and gals will see my review Friday morning. Man of Steel was my most anticipated superhero movie of the Summer, and I’m very excited to see it. I hope it’s damn good. Fortunately, it couldn’t do any worse than the now classic Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
Good old Screen Junkies. I can always count on them to be a hoot! Now we just have to wait for them to do an Honest Trailer for Man of Steel! You just know it’s going to be good.




