Category Archives: Movies

How Star Wars: The Force Awakens Should Have Ended

Let the cavalcade of Internet teasing of The Force Awakens begin!

That’s some good, quality teasing. And I loved the very ending, with Finn and Poe. That’s good stuff! HISHE was on point this time around.

Now we sit back and wait for the Honest Trailer and Cinema Sins!

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Review: Deadpool

They did it! They pulled it off! And with flying funny colors, no less! A comics and character-accurate Deadpool movie seemed like it had about as much chance of happening as that Lobo movie DC is always talking about. Like a pipe dream clogged with used toilet paper. But don’t that beat all, actor Ryan Reynolds and director Tim Miller apparently wield a golden plunger.

Deadpool is a hilarious, action-packed thrill ride, bathed in that sticky, zany funk that makes Deadpool so special in the first place.

Movie Rating: 9/10 – Great

The Deadpool film is everything someone could want from a Deadpool film. This movie is so character accurate that it almost defies logic. Considering the character’s extreme misuse in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (which gets mocked in this movie), it was nigh impossible to believe anyone at FOX Studios would make this new film happen. It was hard to believe anyone at FOX Studios even knew what Deadpool was about. But after Reynolds championed the character and the movie for so long, and after some footage was ‘leaked’ a year or two ago, someone got the wheels turning and we’ve now got a great movie.

Deadpool is a ton of fun. It’s got the exciting, hard-hitting action of recent blockbusters, as well as the snappy wit we’ve come to expect from superhero movies, but all of it is just so ‘Deadpool’ that this film stands in a league all its own. The action is just short of slapstick, with attention paid to both badass asskickery and wacky shenanigans. The humor is that special mix of raunch, snark and Fourth Wall-breaking that has come to define the character.

The Deadpool movie may not have the emotional depth or importance of all the great Marvel blockbusters, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t an entertaining jaunt in the world of comics come to life.

Join me after the jump for my full review and some SPOILERS!

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Surprise! There’s a New Batman vs. Superman Trailer!

Like the sudden arrival of a bird or a plane, here comes a full-fledged new trailer for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. It opens with a pretty spectacular showcase of what our new Batman is going to be like!

This one doesn’t seem to give away any of the story, but hot damn, there’s a lot of action and excitement! Will it live up to the action and excitement of Watchmen? Or give in to the overly CGI’d action of Man of Steel? I have no idea, but we’re now only a month or so away from this movie coming out!

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Let’s Get Honest About Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Honestly, this is one of the greatest, coolest movies of all time!

And yeah, the Screen Junkies are always on point with their criticism. But man, this movie was so good, you guys! I’m still shocked it did so poorly at the box office. What were peoples’ problems? Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was exciting, musical and fun. And I liked the movie better than the comics! There, I said it.

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All Those New Movie Trailers from the Super Bowl

Just like every year, the Super Bowl featured a whole bunch of nifty trailers for this year’s movies. They’re all pretty great. I love me some movies. Let’s run them down, shall we?

Captain America: Civil War

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

The Jungle Book

Jason Bourne

Independence Day: Resurgence

X-Men: Apocalypse

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