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The New Trailer for the Third Wolverine Movie Has Me Wondering Why They’re Doing Old Man Logan
I have no idea what FOX plans to do with the X-Men franchise. The latest film, Apocalypse, landed with a big old dud this past summer. For some reason, they’ve been sticking to the same fractured and altered continuity all these years, including in their spin-off films. So what does the new film, Logan, have to do with any of that?
So despite everything that has come before, they’re now going to make a movie set in the future where older and more grizzled versions of Wolverine and Professor X team up to save a little girl from the Reavers? I’m sure they’ll try to get a good movie out of that, and perhaps they’ll succeed, but now that I’m actually watching the trailer, I think it’s a weird choice.
The trailer is alright. The film looks gritty enough. And that Johnny Cash cover is one of my favorite songs of all time, and definitely fits the theme. But I dunno. I’m just not sure where they’re going with this…
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Great Googily Moogily, the First Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Trailer is Here!
And it’s amazing and hilarious in equal measure! I’m stunned here, people. It’s just an idle Wednesday. Where is this coming from? I know Doctor Strange will be released any day now, but I was not ready for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 to suddenly drop in my lap. I was not prepared for today.
Just…just sit back and enjoy. Rewatch it a few times. Director James Gunn says an even bigger trailer is coming soon (probably to air alongside Doctor Strange in theaters), but this little teaser is more than enough for me. It’s just perfect. This trailer is funnier than entire movies.
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Assassin’s Creed Movie is Going to Be Super Extended Desmond Section
There’s a new trailer out for the Assassin’s Creed movie, and apparently the film looks to be focusing on he boring present-day stuff instead of the meat and potatoes of the franchise. Who the hell plays an Assassin’s Creed game for the present day stuff?! Why is that a focus?!
It’s not like they’re only using Michael Fassbender in the present day stuff. He’s also acting in the Spanish Inquisition scenes! Why are they doing this?! Nobody liked the Desmond segments from the first games! They were so dumb. We played Assassin’s Creed so we could be badass assassin’s parkouring around ancient civilizations! And the movie clearly has those scenes in it. There is so much Spanish Inquisition-era parkour!
Who thought this would be a good idea?
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Super Big, Fan-Spliced Trailer for Rogue One is Pretty Neat
Did you guys hear there was a new Star Wars movie coming out this year?
Once again, I wish I had some actual skill when it comes to video editing. I know how to do it, but man, I could never pull off something this good. The world has passed me by! Fortunately, I can always just go see Rogue One in December! Major props to Science vs. Cinema for putting this together.
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Rebellions Are Built on Hope!
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has always been in our future, though without any of the excitement of The Force Awakens. But at least the people involved with the movie can make a damn good trailer!
I think this might be my most favorite trailer yet for Rogue One! It reveals a lot of story, boosts some real emotions and better defines out main character. Looks like we could have a winner! And I’m even more excited now about the possibilities of a new Expanded Universe.
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