New Spider-Man Cast! On This Totally Random Tuesday!

Our new Marvel Cinematic Universe Spider-Man is going to be Tom Holland! I’ve never heard of him, but apparently he’s appeared in The Impossible and Wolf Hall, which I assume are movies!

Still would have preferred Miles Morales

The next Spider-Man movie is also going to be directed by a guy named Jon Watts, who has worked on almost nothing! He’s got a movie, Cop Car, coming out soon. Maybe Marvel saw a preview and liked it? Or maybe they saw his credits working on The Onion News Network? I don’t know.

I just find it very curious that this casting was announced today, a random Tuesday at the end of June.

It’s not like anything else important was happening today…possibly involving Marvel’s biggest competitor…

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About Sean Ian Mills

Hello, this is Sean, the Henchman-4-Hire! By day I am a mild-mannered newspaper reporter in Central New York, and by the rest of the day I'm a pretty big geek when it comes to video games, comic books, movies, cartoons and more.

Posted on June 23, 2015, in Marvel, Movies, Spider-Man and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Hey, remember a few months ago, everyone was reporting that some guy said the new Spider-Man would be black. He said it 98% that he’d be black. And everyone reported on it as a Big Thing, and no one asked, “Hey, who is this random shmuck? And why should I believe anything he’s saying?”

    Remember that?

    Good times. How much you wanna bet that guy’s still going to get invited to do interviews and stuff?

    • Who? I remember hoping that Miles Morales could be a thing. But Internet journalism is terrible with these casting stories. Two weeks ago, everyone was reporting that Asa Butterfield had the part in the bag. That’s why I don’t write about these darn things until it’s official.

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