Cracked Talks Henchmen!
Everybody here reads Cracked, right? I love that site. Best way to get through the day.
They raise some good points. Personally, I think I’m down with the corporate job over the beachfront resort. I’ve never been much of a beach guy. Though if I was going to hench, I’d want a gig where I got my own costume and weaponry and cool stuff like that. It’s not about the money, it’s about love of the job.
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Posted on March 3, 2015, in Henchmen, Just Funny and tagged Cracked. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

I’d want to hench for either the Monarch or Hank Scorpio, with maybe a week at Hydra just to get the costume. The Monarch I can’t explain, I just think it would be a really fun experience, while it lasted, but who wouldn’t want Scorpio as a boss. He treated Homer well, and even gifted the moron a professional sports team. And hey, Hammock District.
Oh man, you’re a genius! Hank Scorpio all the way! He’d be a great boss!