Cracked Talks Henchmen!

Everybody here reads Cracked, right? I love that site. Best way to get through the day.

They raise some good points. Personally, I think I’m down with the corporate job over the beachfront resort. I’ve never been much of a beach guy. Though if I was going to hench, I’d want a gig where I got my own costume and weaponry and cool stuff like that. It’s not about the money, it’s about love of the job.

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About Sean Ian Mills

Hello, this is Sean, the Henchman-4-Hire! By day I am a mild-mannered newspaper reporter in Central New York, and by the rest of the day I'm a pretty big geek when it comes to video games, comic books, movies, cartoons and more.

Posted on March 3, 2015, in Henchmen, Just Funny and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I’d want to hench for either the Monarch or Hank Scorpio, with maybe a week at Hydra just to get the costume. The Monarch I can’t explain, I just think it would be a really fun experience, while it lasted, but who wouldn’t want Scorpio as a boss. He treated Homer well, and even gifted the moron a professional sports team. And hey, Hammock District.

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