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Godzilla Day Continues!
Why don’t we just keep reveling in Godzilla awesomeness today, eh? Who’s with me! Check out the Honest Trailer for the 1990s Godzilla film, from our friends at Screen Junkies.
I am not blind to the horribleness of this movie, but I still like it. So sue me.
And for kicks and giggles, how about we watch Everything Wrong With Godzilla from Cinema Sins?
I hope everybody loves these movie takedowns as much as I do.
Internet Spider-Man Medley!
There’s a new Spider-Man movie coming out this weekend, and I plan on seeing it one of these days. So to get us all juiced up, how about a medley of mockery? I’m, of course, talking about Cinema Sins hitting us with Everything Wrong With the original Spider-Man trilogy!
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
Good times! I hope you all enjoy Amazing Spider-Man 2. I’ll have my review up on Sunday, I think. See you then!
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Everything Wrong with the Desolation of Smaug!
Man, those Cinema Sins folks really didn’t like Desolation of Smaug. Personally, I rather enjoyed the film. I didn’t care for the ending being such an insane cliffhanger, but we’re already closing in on next December, so it won’t be long now before that cliffhanger just doesn’t matter anymore.
Did you hear they want to change the name of the final film to The Hobbit: Into the Fire? As opposed to The Hobbit: There and Back Again? ‘Into the Fire’ would be such a dumb name. ‘There and Back Again’ has such a fun, whimsical feel to it, which I think would better serve the franchise in the long run.
Everything Wrong With Thor: The Dark World!
I love’em, you love’em, let’s check out Everything Wrong with Thor: The Dark World!
I hope this means we’ll be getting the EWW for Captain America: The Winter Soldier soon. Probably in time for the DVD release. This was another solid, silly entry. Though if I’m being completely honest, I think the guys at Cinema Sins have really started reaching with the past few episodes. I think success is going to their head, and they feel compelled to really stretch these things out and mock as much as they can, even when its not really mockable. That “Next time, let’s start with the big one” line was just a joke from Fandrell, not a legitimate suggestion in military tactics.
It took more than 10 minutes to cover more than 100 things they thought were wrong with Thor: The Dark World. When they started, there were only a few dozen things wrong with The Avengers, and they did that under three minutes.
They’re getting too big!
Let’s Celebrate 300 By Pointing Out Everything Wrong With It!
I’ll be going to see 300: Rise of an Empire tonight, but before I do, why don’t we all sit back and enjoy Cinema Sins’ take on the original 300. Though I think they miss the mark a few times here.
The narrator seemed to have a really hard time with spacial awareness in 300. Was it really that confusing? I understood it all perfectly, but the guy just kept mentioning it. Not their best effort, and it was 10 minutes long! Still, anyone else going to Rise of an Empire tonight? I’m hoping it’s at least marginally as good as 300.
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