Listen to This on Mute

Ostensibly, this is a funny video with drawings of the Avengers over the dancers in Lady Gaga’s music video for ‘Bad Romance’. However, I first watched this at work – and saw the gif – without sound. After listening to the music on my lunch break, I can definitely assure you that the video is 10 times better on mute when it’s just the silly figures dancing!

Review: Teen Titans #9 and The Culling

For anybody who eagerly reads my Teen Titans reviews, I’m apologize that this is so late. I have been dreading The Culling storyline, which is a crossover with two comics that I don’t read: Superboy and Legion Lost. I’ve been dreading The Culling because, quite honestly, Teen Titans has been a bad comic book, especially in the build up to this crossover. And I simply don’t want to have to buy Superboy or Legion Lost. Plus the rest of the Internet has been pretty negative about The Culling. So I just kept putting off actually reading the damn thing.

Teen Titans #9

Now that I’ve read it, I’m somewhat relieved to say that The Culling wasn’t so bad. Writer Scott Lobdell has finally answered pretty much all of my questions about N.O.W.H.E.R.E. and has actually provided a reasonable explanation for everything that’s happened so far.

Unfortunately, one has to sacrifice character development, personality and more than a few brain cells to  enjoy this action-oriented story.

Teen Titans #9 rating: 4/5: Good. The Culling rating: 3/5: Alright.

What can I say? While I was reading The Culling (at least the parts I bought) I was enjoying myself. The comic is almost entirely climax, with the Teen Titans finally facing off against everything N.O.W.H.E.R.E. has to offer. The big threat that has been building since Teen Titans #1 – and spent most of that time in the frustrating shadows – finally comes to a head in a big way. And the Teen Titans band together, kick some ass and save the day, while facing some bittersweet truths in the process. If I was more invested in these characters or these villains, this would definitely be a satisfying conclusion to the entire Teen Titans opening story arc.

But once you get past the action, there’s nothing left. The characters all blend together, with few, if any, unique personalities. There is no character growth or any real emotional bonding between any of them, which has been a problem with Teen Titans since the start. Despite knowing N.O.W.H.E.R.E.’s master plan, they still remain a largely stupid opponent, with far too much reach and power to fit comfortably into the DC Universe.

Though I will say that the art remains pretty good. More after the jump.

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Gopher Tuna, O Fortuna

Today, we give you your morning funnies from youtube poster FamishedMammal. An instant classic, and something you can never un-hear.

I Need to do More Humor on My Blog

For example, this alternate ending to the Lion King:

You can find more alternate movie endings at Stackstory.com.

The Gay DC Character is a Green Lantern That Nobody Knows and is Also From an Alternate Dimension

The superhero grandpa

The rebooted Alan Scott is gay.

Out of the five human Green Lanterns, the one who is least important, who has nothing at all to do with the recent movie or the current cartoon series, who isn’t even connected to the Green Lantern stories that have become so popular, is the character DC revealed as gay. Not only that, but Alan Scott only exists on Earth 2, an alternate dimension that is completely separate from the main DC Universe.

Why the hell was DC Comics making such a big deal out of this?

They couldn’t have picked a more complicated character to explain to the mainstream media. Alan Scott doesn’t have anything at all to do with the Green Lantern movie from just last year, and in fact has an entirely different backstory; plus he’s part of an alternate reality. If they were really looking for a positive gay role model character, they picked one of the absolutely least consequential characters possible.

I realize that the news initially broke because a fan asked DC a question at a comic-con panel, rather than a big DC press release, but then DC went and milked the reveal for all it was worth. And today they launched a huge media blitz revealing that one of their “iconic” superheroes was going to be rebooted as gay. Now that we know that Green Lantern Alan Scott is the gay character, I just think it reinforces how silly this publicity stunt was in the first place.

More after the jump.

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