Review: Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 1
Another faithful animated comic book adaptation has arrived, and I continue to be only mildly impressed by what the DC animators have cranked out. I’ve mentioned this in the last few reviews of these animated DVDs, but nobody seems to be trying very hard. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 is very ordinary. The animation style is the same as they’ve always used. The voice actors are mediocre at best, with a few clunkers. The adaptation is almost faithful to the word, and the few minor changes don’t really add anything new or interesting to the show. This DVD is basically just the same people cranking out the same product they’ve always been.
But that’s not to say we shouldn’t be eternally grateful that we now have a fully animated adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns, one of the greatest Batman stories ever written.
Movie rating: 4/5: Good.
Don’t let my nitpicking keep you away from a good adaptation of the classic Frank Miller comic. The animation is top notch, the action is very good and, like I said, the cartoon is an almost exact replication of the comic. And considering that comic book fans tend not to like change, that’s probably for the best. Could you imagine the firestorm if DC Animation had rewritten parts of this story? Sometimes minor changes to the story works, like with the Watchmen movie, but sometimes it could be terrible, like all other planned adaptations of Watchmen.
That The Dark Knight Returns has been stretched into two films is unfortunate, but for the best, considering the lengthy tale. Once both parts are out, I’m hoping it’s a better experience overall. But Part 1 has its own stories, so we’re not lacking for content by only getting the first half of the comic on film.
Though we are missing out on what could have been a powerful artistic interpretation. Anyone who has read the original comic knows that The Dark Knight Returns has a very unique and hectic art style. It’s a little jarring and confusing at first, but quickly grows on you in the reading. The animation in the new DVD is the same kind of animation DC has been cranking out since Batman: The Animated Series nearly 20 years ago, which is a shame. While it’s solid animation and looks great, it loses that unique, emotional feel that came from the original art.
Same with the voice acting. Peter Weller is a terrible Batman. The producers may have been super excited to get Robocop to do the voice, but he stinks. Weller’s performance is flat and emotionless, in a story that calls for Batman to be full of rage and power. It’s a complete failure.
Was Kevin Conroy busy that week and couldn’t do the voice? Join me after the jump for more.
Solomon Grundy Does Not Fight Girls – Though it Looks Like He Found Some Pants
The latest episode of Super Best Friends Forever (or the SBFFs!) is finally here! Supergirl, Batgirl and Wonder Girl team up to take on the villainous, zombie-like Solomon Grundy, and it is as adorable as it sounds! We need more of this show now, and then forever more!
Hopefully Solomon Grundy has learned his lesson.
And if you didn’t get my ‘pants’ reference, join me for a Cartoon Network classic after the jump.
Mario and Luigi Rock Out A Cappella Style
Went away to an old friend’s wedding overnight, so I wasn’t around to update this old girl. Though I did find out that one of my friends is a big fan. So that’s always fun. I’m going to try to get some more posts up in the coming week, including reviews to Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 DVD and Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. Let’s hope I can find the time!
For now, enjoy this pretty neat A Cappella jam of Super Mario Bros. themes! Done by Nick McKaig and Julien Neel (Trudbol).
Review: Teen Titans #0
Well, that was disappointing. Tim Drake, my all-time favorite DC superhero, has a completely new origin. I thought writer Scott Lobdell was only changing his name, but it turns out Lobdell decided to change almost everything. Tim Drake is not even Tim ‘Drake’ anymore. All of his clever origin quirks from the original continuity have been altered for no good reason. Seriously, there was no reason to change Tim’s origin. His old origin fit in just fine with what’s been happening in the New 52 so far. These changes are completely superfluous, and because of that, they’re more disappointing than actually anger-inducing. It’s not like he did anything drastic that would warrant or justify the changes.
DC has made me care less about my favorite character. I don’t think that’s what they want to accomplish in selling their comics.
Comic rating: 3/5: Alright.
If I’m being fair, this issue of Teen Titans is alright. It’s not a bad issue. If I’m being extremely generous and unbiased, it’s mediocre. The origin and its changes aren’t all that exciting, but it doesn’t defy logic – for the most part – or take a crap on the English language. There are a lot of stupid changes, which I’ll mention in the full synopsis. Overall, the issue is OK. But I wouldn’t recommend it to anybody. I wouldn’t tell a person that they’ve got to read about this really cool guy named Red Robin. None of these changes alter Tim Drake as a person or a character. He’s still pretty much the same guy. So that just means these changes are pointless. I can’t imagine anyone being excited by the new changes.
But I can definitely picture a lot of disappointed and even angry Tim Drake fans. I realize that comic book companies just want to get a rise out of their fans. But couldn’t they have been a little more creative this time? Couldn’t they have tried to do something original?
Just look at what they did to Jason Todd’s origin. Same writer even, with Scott Lobdell penning Jason’s altered origin. So why did he drop the ball in rewriting Tim’s origin? Join me after the jump for more.
We Get It, The ‘How It Should Have Ended Guys’ Love Their Batman/Superman Diner Scenes
I’ve always been a fan of the ‘How It Should Have Ended’ web series. It’s funny, pokes a lot of good humor at the movies, and is very well animated. But lately, those guys have really dropped the ball. They don’t even show alternate endings anymore, which was the entire point. Plus they are absolutely in love with their Batman and Superman sitting in a dinner and mocking other superhero movies shtick. And that is definitely getting old.
Still, at least these are kind of funny. And it’s like I’m doing anything better.


