Dapper rhymes from bygone times: Regal Rapper is no roustabout
Today we present to you a dapper diddy from Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer. You’ll like the cut of his jib.
When You Stare Into the Iron Man 3, the Iron Man 3 Stares Back At You
The full trailer for Iron Man 3 has hit the Internet, and it’s actually kind of depressing.
Don’t get me wrong, it looks cool, but it also looks very, very depressing. Don’t they know that it’s the second act where the hero is supposed to be at their darkest? I fear that it may be too depressing. I’m sure everybody remembers the awesome Iron Man flying with jets moment from the very first trailer for Iron Man. That’s the kind of thing that gets people pumped for movies.
Not Tony Stark having an existential crisis. Or maybe a mid-life crisis?
Normally it might work, but I’m fairly certain I read somewhere that Marvel and Disney aren’t going to do Devil in a Bottle, the legendary Stark alcoholism story. So all of his depression comes from the awesomeness of the things he saw and did in The Avengers. At least that’s what he says in the trailer. Nice reference to the previous film, by the way. And that last shot is harrowing, but I dunno…are people going to respond positively to a dark, somber Iron Man film?
This isn’t Batman
We also got to see some of the major villain in this film, the Mandarin. While I liked his narration, I don’t think it had the villainous oomph that it needed to really sell this guy’s menace. It could have done with some more, I dunno, outright villainy maybe. Still, I’m sure we can count on Ben Kingsley to pull it off. And for the record, I have zero problem with the Mandarin not being Chinese and not being called the ‘Mandarin’, if that’s the case. I’ve thought that was a silly name all the way back to the 90s Iron Man cartoon…which I’m sad has never been revived or put on DVD following the new success of the Iron Man character.
Oh well. Here’s Kingsley as the ring-slinger:
Hoboish, but I like it
What’s That? New Venture Bros. Footage? I’ll Take It!
Apparently it’s been almost two years since the last new episode of The Venture Bros. Has it really been that long? Jeez…Well a new Halloween special will air this Sunday, and here is a teaser/preview! It’s a little meatier than the Iron Man 3 teaser/preview at least.
Man, is it good to get new Venture Bros. stuff! If you couldn’t tell from the very theme of this blog, we here at Henchman-4-Hire are huge Venture Bros. fans! New episodes are cause for celebration!
The Greatest, Most Intense Car Chase Ever!
You may or may not be aware of Freddie Wong, but man, you should be. He and his team make some of the best, most entertaining videos on the Internet, most of them about video games and other stuff we like. I believe the above video is some kind of ad for the next Need for Speed game. Even if it’s not, that’s just pure fun oozing from that video. And what better way to start a Monday morning than with some pure fun?
Oh Hey, Someone’s Making an Iron Man 3
The first trailer for Iron Man 3 is supposed to arrive on Tuesday. Until then, enjoy this trailer for the trailer:
Not much to see, I’m afraid. Pepper looks like she’s in trouble. And it appears that Robert Downey Jr. is back. As is Iron Man. So all good news! I don’t think we know much about the story yet, only that it will involve the Mandarin (who probably won’t be called that) and possibly Extremis, the funky intravenous Iron Man armor.
Or you could read the laughable official movie synopsis:
Marvel Studios’ Iron Man 3 pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy’s hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?
I’m fairly certain that describes not only every Iron Man movie so far, but almost every movie ever made, period.
