Hench-Sized Comic Book Reviews – 7/15/23

I’m afraid I don’t have much to review this weekend, everybody! It was a very hectic week for me for various reasons, so I didn’t have much time to read a lot of comics. And most of the stuff that came out wasn’t on my list anyway. I’m not interested in DC’s nightmare event, and I wasn’t going to waste time with that Ms. Marvel funeral issue since they’ve already announced her return.

Comic Book of the Week goes to Scarlet Witch #6 because this is still a fun comic, even if it’s the only one I read this week.

Scarlet Witch zappin’ aliens

Meanwhile, I’m getting nearer and nearer the end of Tears of the Kingdom. I’d say getting two months out of a video game is pretty solid! Whereas Diablo 4 I can’t wait to finish, but I also can’t handle too much of that game in one sitting. Oh well. Beyond those two games, not much else going on to talk about nerdwise. Next week is Comic-Con, but I won’t be there, again.

Comic Reviews: Scarlet Witch #6.

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Movie and TV Trailer Thursday!

Man, this was a week for new movie trailers. Are they all trying to get ahead of the new Mission Impossible film? Are they just coming out willy nilly? Wanting to get ahead of Barbie and/or Oppenheimer next week? Either way, we got a bunch, and I’m just gonna rapid fire go through them all and give my thoughts.

Let’s start with the first trailer for Napoleon, starring Joaquin Phoenix.

I’m looking forward to this film. Ridley Scott is a great director, and he’s bound to make an awesome, big historical epic. Napoleon is also one of those historical figures that I simply don’t know much about, so it’ll be neat to learn more. Should be a big, fun, interesting historical movie about a figure that doesn’t get much attention.

Napoleon comes out at Thanksgiving time.


Next up, a TV show, the new Twisted Metal show, starring Anthony Mackie. I like Mackie, and I enjoyed the Twisted Metal games as much as the next person.

I liked this trailer, but I also worry about this trailer. It looks a little too cheap, a little too campy, a little too forced. At the same time, what I’ve seen of Sweet Tooth looks great. And I liked Mackie’s jokes, even if I don’t think he’s doing his best in his delivery. It feels…off. It doesn’t feel like his usual charm. But I’m going to check it out anyway, to be sure.

Twisted Metal comes to Peacock on July 27.


How about next we watch Wonka, the first major trailer for this Willy Wonka prequel.

I don’t care for this trailer. And I definitely don’t care for Timothy Chalamet as a young Willy Wonka. This trailer looks like he’s trying too hard. Like he’s trying really hard to nail an impression on the idea of Willy Wonka. And the story looks dumb. Wonka had to overcome a chocolate cartel in order to launch his factory? That sounds dumb. And giving him a sidekick who doesn’t appear in the other movies? Why?

Though those few seconds of Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa are hilarious.

Wonka comes to theaters on Dec. 15.


Alright, two left! Next up is a new, full trailer for Blue Beetle. A superhero movie! I love those!

I like the look of this movie, but I also fear for it. Blue Beetle looks good. The cast is solid, the SFX look great, and it should be solidly heroic. But…it also looks like it’s following the template exactly. Young hero stumbles into powers they didn’t want, goes on a training montage, goes up against a villain who is their exact opposite; it’s all been done a million times before. And it’s also a DC movie, and audiences have been brutal to those recently. I don’t think Blue Beetle is going to rise above the savage reaction to Black Adam and The Flash. But let’s hope for the best.

Blue Beetle comes to theaters on Aug. 18.


Last, but surely not least, is a full trailer for the Ahsoka TV show, starring Rosario Dawson.

Looks great to me! After Andor, I think this show is going to lean more heavily into the whiz bang pow of Star Wars, and I’m fine with that. As long as we get some quality storytelling, some quality character work and great use of known characters, this should be a blast. I’m very excited to learn more about the two new evil Force users and their orange lightsabers. And the live action Rebels cast should be a hoot!

Ahsoka comes to Disney+ on Aug. 23.

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My 6 Favorite Wolverine Costumes

Wolverine is as cool of a comic book character as they get. He’s all piss and vinegar, all claws and fighting. He was the stare of the entire X-Men movie franchise. And in his potential swan song — Deadpool 3 — we’re finally going to see actor Hugh Jackman suit up in a classic, comic book Wolverine costume. No more black leather, no more movie-ending teases; Jackman is suiting up and looking good.

Those claws will always be cool

So with Wolverine’s costume on my mind, I’ve decided to put together a list of my favorite Wolverine costumes from over the decades. I’ve done similar lists for Spider-Man and Batman. And Wolverine has had more than a few costumes to choose from over the years. From simple costume changes to alternate realities to various cartoons, Wolverine has a lot of costumes.

So join me after the jump for my favorites! And feel free to share your own favorite Wolverine costumes in the comments below.

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The Live Action, Comic Accurate Wolverine Movie Costume is Real

Yesterday, we got our first real, official look at the Wolverine costume Hugh Jackman will be wearing in Deadpool 3. Production has wrapped on the movie, and it’s due out in the somewhat near future. And lordy me, this costume is gorgeous.

Just two buds going for a walk

For the first time in the live action movies, the first time with Hugh Jackman in the role, Wolverine will finally be wearing a comics-accurate costume. It’s yellow and blue, it’s got all the right bells and whistles. This thing is phenomenal! Can’t wait to see it in action. Live action, that is!

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Killers of the Flower Moon Sure Looks Fancy

Director Martin Scorsese is once again unleashed on the freedom of streaming services with his new film, Killers of the Flower Moon. It’s gonna be a big, long, dramatic period piece about the Osage Nation, their oil wealth and the white bastards who came to steal it and kill for it. Should be cool.

I enjoyed his last big streaming movie, The Irishman, so I’m sure I’ll enjoy this one. I’m no film snob. I’m not about to rant and rave about Martin Scorsese (not like I would Wes Anderson, oh man!). But he makes good movies, has some great actors and I’m sure this one will be a wild, fancy ride.

Killers of the Flower Moon is coming to theaters in October, and eventually to AppleTV+.

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