Jurassic World opens this weekend, and I plan on seeing it eventually. I’m just not as jazzed for this film as I am for, say, Ant-Man. But perhaps like the glorious Mad Max: Fury Road, word of mouth will drill itself into my brain and I’ll go check it out. Until then, we’re all going to have to make due with Internet parodies of all the older movies. Both Cinema Sins and Honest Trailers dug back into the classics and worked their particular brands of hilarity.

And here they are.

What’s that, Screen Junkies? You weren’t able to get to Jurassic Park 3 on time? For shame! We’ll have to finish up with How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended!

And that’s Friday, everybody! Peace out!

Nah, I may say more stuff later. Did you hear that Baron Mordo has been cast in Doctor Strange? That’s pretty neat.

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