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The Epic Geek Raps of Dan Bull
One of my favorite geek songs I’ve posted on my blog over the past year was The Skyrim Epic Rap by a guy named Dan Bull. The man clearly maxed out his ‘speechcraft’ talent tree, if you know what I mean. So after cruising the Internet a bit more, I’ve found a few additional Skyrim raps by Dan Bull, and even one for Diablo 3! So awesome!
Listen and enjoy!
Dawnguard: Skyrim Rap
Skyrim Bard Raps
Diablo 3 Rap
6 Awesome Character Classes I Want in the Diablo 3 Expansion
One of the greatest video gaming regrets in my life is that I never beat the expansion pack to Diablo 2, call The Lord of Destruction. I beat normal Diablo 2 multiple times, but whenever I tried to play the new expansion level, something came up and I never made it very far, let alone to the final fight against Baal. And I loved Diablo 2, so I don’t know what my problem was!
For those of you who don’t know video games, expansion packs were sort of mini sequels to popular games, adding new content and new levels just for the fun of it. You started with the main game, and then a few months or years later, the developers would come out with an expansion and basically say, “We know you love our game, so here’s even more of it to play! Plus new characters! New accessories! Basically just a bunch of new stuff! Now where’s our money?”
We happily paid them.
The best things to come out of the Diablo 2 expansion pack were two new character classes: the Assassin and the Druid. I played as both, though the latter was my favorite. Not only could the Druid rain fiery meteors down upon his enemies, but he summoned wild animals to his side, and was both a werewolf and a werebear! He was totally boss!
So this got me thinking: When Diablo 3 releases its inevitable expansion pack, what new character classes might they add to the game? Just in case anyone at Blizzard reads my blog, I’ve decided to make a few suggestions. And yes, I’ve kind of stolen this list idea from GamesRadar. But it’s a fun list idea! Check out my suggestions (with some help from my girlfriend Alyssa) after the jump.
Necromancer in Diablo 3?
Check out who makes a cameo in Diablo 3!
Why it’s our old pal the Necromancer from Diablo 2! He was part of a random occurrence/special event that I stumbled across in the desert in Act II the other night while playing on Nightmare Difficulty. Necromancer was my favorite class in Diablo 2, and the first class I used to beat that old game ten years ago. There have been a few Diablo 2 Easter Eggs in this new game that I’ve found (poor Warriv), and this one is so far the neatest.
He’s even got an army of skeletons walking about. The guy looks exactly like the Diablo 2 Necromancer class. I think he even references the previous character.
I just thought this was a neat little cameo to share with everybody. I’m still playing Diablo 3 and am highly enjoying it. And I do have a review coming – more than a month after the game was released. I’m not a big time fancy website, so my video game reviews have to wait until I’ve found the time to beat the game. But anyone who is interested, that review is coming.
For now, just bask in the fun that is the Necromancer! Could this be a hint at what new character classes we might see in the inevitable Diablo 3 Expansion Pack?
Djibouti is Making Friends
So I’m kind of going to treat this like an ongoing review of Diabo 3, and then I’ll probably write a full review once I beat the game. I’m still having a ton of fun, and have even started some side characters. But my main man, Djibouti the Witch Doctor, is still kicking ass. Last night I beat Act 1, and we’ve moved on from Tristram to a new desert level…just like in Diablo 2. Does Blizzard really like desert levels?
Plus Diablo has a friend! Eurydice the Monk! She’s played by my girlfriend and frequent co-op partner, 1wombat4u.
That’s us in the new desert city Caldeum. We haven’t gone in yet, but no doubt it will be even more exciting than Act 1 in New Tristram!
I’m still definitely enjoying the game. It plays exactly like the earlier Diablos, and they were great as well. It’s one of the most pure RPGs out there. You fight monsters, you explore dungeons, you arm and armor yourself with the loot that drop sand you keep going. I love those kinds of games. And with a friend, it’s even better. Though it’s a shame that most of the loot you find is only good for selling, and even then most of it is only worth 2 or 3 gold a piece. Djibouti has had the same stinking dagger for 5 levels now. Finding one with a higher damage rating just doesn’t happen very often.
And I’ve decided not to bother with the Auction House. It would just take too much effort.
One thing I’m loving about this game is that they’ve done away with the traditional melee attack. I was wary at first, because melee is an old standard. It’s how Diablo 2 used to work. You clicked on a monster to attack them with your weapon, and that was it. Spells and special attacks were controlled separately. Melee is still in Diablo 3 if you want it, but they have done so much more! Each class has a special attack that replaces your basic melee. Instead of costing you Mana or whatever your character uses to cast spells and special attacks, this new basic special doesn’t cost a thing. Sometimes it even adds to your pool.
For example, ‘Bash’ is a fairly simple attack for the Barbarian class. You could Bash in Diablo 2. It was basically just hitting the monsters harder with your equipped weapon than a basic attack, but it still cost Mana.
Not anymore. Now Bash adds to your Mana pool, and costs you nothing to simply use Bash as your primary attack. So every single hit I make against a monster is a Bash. Which means combat is just that much more badass.
Djibouti has a Poison Dart attack like this. I could stand people with my dagger, if I want, but the Poison Dart attack takes my weapon damage and increases it! This concept may be difficult to explain without actually experiencing it, but I’m kind of expecting a lot of my readers to also be playing Diablo 3. So I’m sure you understand. It’s just awesome and makes fighting much more intense than basic melee combat. I love it.
Djibouti is getting up in level, and soon I’ll have access to all the awesome powers that come with being a Witch Doctor. Like Rain of Frogs, Zombie Wall or Locust Swarm! I can’t wait to show you those!
Djibouti is Starting to Look Like a Proper Witch Doctor
After two days of playing, Diablo 3 remains a fun game. And now my Witch Doctor character, Djibouti, finally has some gear that makes him look like a proper Witch Doctor. No doubt some even better gear is on the horizon, but I feel like sharing.
Diablo 3 has done a great job with individual characters. I’ve discovered that both genders for each of the five character classes (Witch Doctor, Barbarian, Monk, Sorcerer and Demon Hunter) are not only fully voice-acted, but have unique cut scenes devoted to each character. Granted the cut scenes are pictures and not actual movies, but still, impressive stuff.
For a Witch Doctor, Djibouti is pretty noble.
I haven’t managed to do anything too cool yet, other than to kill the Skeleton King, but who is that really? The first level explores the old Cathedral from Diablo 1, so that was kind of neat. As a Witch Doctor, Djibouti can conjure zombie dogs, flaming bats and poisonous frogs to attack my foes. He can also throw a jar full of spiders at them. I definitely picked the right class.







