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Let’s All Celebrate the Troops By Hating on Justin Bieber
Who doesn’t love a long, holiday weekend? Laziness, cookouts, good times. So let’s celebrate with a Cinema Sins blast against that Justin Bieber movie. Good luck sitting through it.
Oof, that was harder than I thought. But at least I can say that those 8 minutes were the only 8 minutes I have ever spent acknowledging Justin Bieber in my life. It’s just that kind of a day, I suppose.
Everything Wrong With the First Kick-Ass
In honor of Kick-Ass 2, the good folks at Cinema Sins have worked up their take on the first Kick-Ass, and I do so love the fine folks at Cinema Sins. Good times, good times.
Everything Wrong With the X-Men (Movies)
The Wolverine comes out this weekend, and I’ll have a review one of these days. I’m not expecting much, but it’s getting from pretty solid reviews so far, so who knows? Also, I’ve heard that you should stay until after the credits for an awesome extra scene. So be sure and do that.
What I do know is that Cinema Sins is celebrating the upcoming movie by picking out everything wrong with the original trilogy. And it’s brilliant.
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
Let’s Celebrate Our Independence Day!
This Fourth of July, two of my favorite Internet comedy groups, Screen Junkies and Cinemas Sins, have worked their movie parodying magic on the classic alien thrillride, Independence Day! And what better way to celebrate the holiday (besides fireworks, flags and fried food) than by watching those videos!
We’re not going quietly into the night on this blog, baby!
And welcome to Earth! Did you hear they’re trying to make a sequel to Independence Day? Wild!
Picking on Superman Returns Will Make Me Feel Better
Nothing better to make up for a day of intense day job than picking on Superman Returns. That movie was just terrible.
Sometimes I think my day job might be more exciting for you guys to read about than my random comic book ramblings. I’m a police reporter for a city newspaper, and today we had a double homicide followed by a manhunt for the killer, who was still on foot in the neighborhood. Exciting times. But still, suck it, Superman Returns!
Thanks Cinema Sins.
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