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Madrox Update – A Possible Stay of Execution?

Remember last week when Marvel Comics was teasing the possible death of my favorite comic book character, Jamie Madrox the Multiple Man? Well this week the teaser swings back in the other direction, indicating that Madrox may not be dying after all. He may still be around come the new X-Franchise revamp this winter. Clearly Marvel knows a thing or two about marketing. As a comic book geek, I’m on the edge of my seat.

Behold! The X-Factor teaser cover now has 3 distinct hidden characters!

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Could one of those three silhouettes be Multiple Man? Focus on the silhouette on the left. He’d got Madrox’s style of hair, and he’s clearly got some sort of collar, just like Madrox’s signature trench coat. This greatly increases the odds from last week, when Marvel had yet to reveal Strong Guy and that area was just one big blob of black. Back then, in the long long ago, I surmised that maybe there were two characters hidden in Strong Guy’s shadow. Now that there are 3, that gets my hopes up! Behold last week!

See the difference?

As I wrote last time, Marvel is making a big push for the X-Franchise in 2012, everything from Uncanny X-Men to New Mutants to my personal favorite, X-Factor. The teams are going to get new lineups with a bunch of new drama to deal with. Marvel is teasing this big push by releasing the covers for the upcoming issues, only with all the characters blacked out as silhouettes. Then week-by-week, they’re unveiling which characters are hidden in which silhouettes and will be on which team.

I read comics based primarily on the characters. So this teaser strategy is perfect in determining which X-books I’m going to be reading.

Hopefully next week (or the week after) we may find out once and for all if Madrox is making the cut.

That’s the extent of the news, but if you’re interested in comic book stuff, I think I’m going to break this down a little bit more. So we’ve got three characters, one of which has short hair, one of which has a bit longer hair to the ears and one of which has either big hair or is wearing some kind of a hood. I think this means we have two guys and a girl, or a hood.

Let’s break it down:

Who are we missing? Out of the current X-Factor team, the three missing characters are Madrox, Longshot and Darwin (though he’s on sabbatical). They do not yet appear on this cover. Both Madrox and Longshot have similar hair, and could be either one of those two short-haired male characters. Darwin could be wearing a hood. So perhaps nobody dies in November and the team stays exactly the same with the addition of Havok, that blonde guy in the middle with the blue glowy powers.

Remember the 90s? Back in the mid-90s, there was an X-Factor series very similar to the current series. Both were written by Peter David, both were about a mutant team spun-off from the X-Men and both featured the same characters. In fact, Multiple Man and Strong Guy both became popular in the mid-90s X-Factor. Havok was on that team as well, along with Wolfsbane and a few others.

The 90s were X-Treme!

So with Peter David still writing, and Havok joining the team, we’re clearly looking at some kind of 90s reunion sort of series. Comic book fans love references to old stuff, and the 90s X-Factor was incredibly popular. Heck, love for that series is what gave birth to the current X-Factor after all. So Marvel is definitely banking on that. Which means, why kill Multiple Man? Keep him around for the 90s reunion!

Which leads me to believe that the ‘hooded’ figure is actually 90s member Polaris! She’s the chick up there with the green hair. Polaris and Havok have been out having an adventure in space for the past few years. They’re a couple. So it only stands to reason that Polaris would join Havok in X-Factor, as well as add to the 90s reunion.

So I think Polaris is that hooded or big-haired character.

And I’m going to go out on a limb and say Longshot in the character in the middle, with the hair that goes down to his ears.

Or we might just have some random new character add some new blood to the team!

They could all be Madrox! Remember, Multiple Man’s super-power is that he can make duplicates of himself. Walking, talking, thinking duplicates of himself. And the catalyst for Peter David’s recent revival of Multiple Man was that he sent a bunch of duplicates out into the world to learn different things. Then when the main Madrox reabsorbs them, he gains all that knowledge. Perhaps the main Madrox will still die…but then a bunch of duplicates from around the world will return and join the team. That would account for the different hairstyles and the possible hood.

We shall see! I’ll stay on this story all month if I have to!

Is Madrox on the Chopping Block?

Update: New teaser reveals gives us new hope! Click here.

This just in, Marvel Comics may kill my favorite comic book character of all time! Anyone who remembers my list of My 6 Favorite Comic Book Characters will remember that Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man, is my absolute favorite. But new teaser images released from his comic, X-Factor, are hinting at the death of Multiple Man sometime this Fall.

Can I not have nice things?

My favorite hero

Starting in October/November or so, the entire X-Men line of comics is undergoing a Regenesis. After the Schism, Cyclops and Wolverine will be splitting the X-Men down the middle. Half will stay with Cyclops in California, while half will return to New York with Wolverine. Likewise, Marvel is splitting their X-Men comics down the middle. Four titles will be on Cyclops’ side and four will be on Wolverine’s side. We’ve known for a few weeks now that X-Factor will be on Wolverine’s side. Their new Regenesis comic is scheduled to come out in January.

So why do I think Multiple Man is a dead man? Two reasons. First, here is the new teaser image released today:

Where is Multiple Man hiding?

Mutiple Man is nowhere in sight! Several characters are still in silhouette, including an obvious Strong Guy and Banshee, but many more have been revealed. Amongst them is the return of Havok, the blonde guy front and center. Havok is not a regular member of X-Factor, so his joining the team is one of the new changes as part of Regenesis. But Havok is in the leader’s spot, and Multiple Man is supposed to be the leader of the team. So there we have one very big clue.

Second, the solicitations for the November issue of X-Factor claim that one member of the team will die!

In this issue, a member of X-Factor dies.

Eep!

So someone will die in November, and Multiple Man is nowhere to be seen on the January cover. In fact, Havok has seemingly taken over Madrox’s role as leader of the team. So I think the clues are pretty strong towards Multiple Man dying. Another character on the team, Longshot, is also so far missing from the cover. And somebody’s probably standing in front of Strong Guy. So there’s still hope. But it’s not looking good.

And this sucks.

I mean, what the hell? I know it’s silly to get upset over the ‘death’ of a fictional character. But level with me here. Multiple Man is my favorite comic book character. I love reading about his adventures. I read comics for the characters. The writer of X-Factor, Peter David, plucked Madrox from obscurity a few years ago and has been writing him as a fascinating and complex protagonist for a long time now. Madrox is a star! Sure there are probably plenty of in-story reasons to kill him, but c’mon. Can’t I have my favorite character still alive? Still around to read about on a monthly basis?

Comics will just be a bit more depressing if Multiple Man is dead.

But I suppose it’s not that big of a deal. He ‘died’ once before, back in X-Factor #100. Then a few issues later he came back and just said, “Nope, I didn’t die, it was only a duplicate!” So that could always happen again. I’ll keep my hopes up that he’ll stay alive, or that PAD has some deeper plans for Madrox than just killing him off in order to write Havok instead.

On a semi-related note, they also revealed the Regenesis cover for Wolverine and the X-Men. My brother and I have agreed to split, he’ll get the Cyclops led Uncanny X-Men while I get the Wolverine book. And now I’m definitely happy with that choice because look who they’ve revealed to be on Wolverine’s team.

Toad is in the bottom left corner

Iceman and Toad! Two of my favorite X-characters! And Toad is supposed to be a bad guy, a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants! I’ve been a fan of Toad since the X-Men movies, and he’s been simmering in the background, waiting for years now to do something awesome. This could be it! I can’t wait to see Toad take center stage!

If only it wasn’t at the cost of Multiple Man…

Comic Review: ‘X-Men: Schism’ #3

In my effort to do more comic book reviews, I’m going to throw down with another of the big Event Comics coming out of Marvel this summer: X-Men: Schism. This will be my first time visiting X-Men Schism, and sadly I’ve found it to be lacking.

It’s a fun X-Men comic, but it’s utterly failing at its two main points: splitting up Cyclops and Wolverine and introducing some new villains.

X-Men: Schism is essentially the prologue to the next big X-franchise reboot this fall. For years now, the X-Men have been hanging out and doing their thing on the West Coast. They abandoned the classic X-Mansion in Westchester and moved out to their own private island off the coast of San Francisco, then named it Utopia. The X-Men claim they’re their own sovereign nation; whatever. The point is, all the mutants are now living on Utopia with Cyclops leading the X-Men. They’ve been nice and comfortable for years, fighting baddies and doing superhero stuff.

So now it’s time to break them up, it seems.

Zappy, zappy! Slashy, slashy!

The main thrust of this story is supposed to be that some dangerous something or other has come along that’s going to drive a wedge between Cyclops and Wolverine. They’ve never really gotten along, but for decades now they’ve been respectable pals. They trust each other, fight alongside each other and can count on each other. Well the new X-franchise reboot is going to involve a split where each one takes one half of the team and forms their own X-Men. So how do we get to that position?

By issue #3 of the 5-part Schism, I’m not really sure. Absolutely nothing that’s happened so far has convinced me at all that we’re heading to a monumental split of the X-Men, or even a minor split between Cyclops and Wolverine. Writher Jason Aaron is basically feeding us a few minor squabbles so far that I guess are going to lead to the bigger split between the two. But there’s just so much history and friendship between Cyclops and Wolverine that even they seem to acknowledge that getting at each other’s throats is silly.

And this is only issue #3

The story itself is actually fairly cool, and would make a good X-Men story. With mutants gathering power on Utopia, Cyclops and Wolverine attended a world conference about peace and security in issue #1. Cyclops gave a good speech and argued a bit with some jerkly diplomats. Then an evil mutant punk crashed the party and used his telepathy to start making all the diplomats admit their darkest secrets in front of the TV cameras. It’s a minor terroristic prank from a third-rate character – but it pisses everybody off. All around the world these diplomats are calling on their countries to bring their old Sentinel robots out of storage to once again defend themselves against mutants.

That’s a good idea, and I’m enjoying that part of the story. Under Cyclops’ leadership, the X-Men step up and start taking down these idiots and their mutant-killing machines.

Then the evil mutant punk asks for asylum on Utopia, and Cyclops gives it to him FOR SOME REASON! Cyclops’ decision to protect the jerk-whistle who started this mess makes very little sense. Sure there’s the sense of protecting a fellow mutant, but since when has that been an option? Whenever the X-Men beat up evil mutants in the past, they didn’t take those guys under their wings to protect them. It’s a decision that seems forced just to cause a riff with Wolverine, since Wolvie wants to turn the punk over to the proper authorities.

I’m really getting the sense that Cyclops is supposed to be in the wrong here. Because the next little squabble comes in issue #3. One of the young student characters, Idie, is out in the city with some other X-Men when the bad guys attack (more on them later). Idie is a scared teenage girl, and she’s hiding. When she’s the last X-Man standing, she’s able to get on the radio to the others. Wolverine tells her to stay hidden and not do anything. Cyclops tells her to do what she must to save everybody in the building.

So Idie saves people!

When Cyclops and Wolverine finally make it to the scene, Wolverine is pissed that Cyclops had the girl attack and kill the bad guys. Cyclops’ exact orders were ‘You do what you feel you have to’. He didn’t order Idie to kill anybody. She decided to be a hero, be an X-Man and stepped up and saved the day. Everybody made it out of the building before the ‘bomb’ went off, thanks to Idie! But Wolverine is pissed that Cyclops would put her in that situation.

Frankly, Idie is annoying the ever-loving Hell out of me. I know very little about the character. She’s brand new and is featured in a book I don’t read. What little I do know is that she’s from some African village (I think) and was mistreated because she’s a mutant. But so far in Schism, she’s written like a 4-year-old who hates herself. So seeing her do something heroic is only a good thing. As if the teenage X-Men have never gotten their hands dirty. Hell, why’d she even have to kill those guys? Haven’t the X-Men been training her how to use her powers?

Between the evil mutant punk and Idie, the writer seems to be forcing little squabbles down our throats as to why Cyclops and Wolverine will come to blows in the last two issues of this mini-series. But I’m just not buying it. Nothing has happened so far, and there’s no indication that anything will happen, that’s monumental enough to split these two friends and then split the entire X-Men into picking one side of the other.

Especially not the villains.

The Sentinels are not the villains of Schism. Instead, the writer introduces us to Kade Kilgore, a psychotic pre-teen kid who’s taken over the Hellfire Club and is attacking the X-Men for reasons that are not yet clear. I could not be more disappointed in this one-note, implausible, ridiculously over-the-top villain. It’s like the writer said, “Okay, so get this, the bad guys is going to be…a psycho kid!” and then stopped right there.

We meet Kilgore in issue #1 when he kills his father.

And they're in a flying car for some reason...

And since that one moment, we have learned nothing new about this kid or his motivations. Why does he want to kill his father and take over his company? Why is anybody letting him do it? Why does he want to go after the X-Men? No freakin’ clue!

What’s worse is that in issue #2, he’s joined by three other psycho kids who’ve also apparently killed their parents to take over their respective companies. Nobody in the business world is stopping them. Nobody seems to question that they’re now taking orders from clearly homicidal children. It just is. And that’s hair-pullingly idiotic.

First of all, they’re not even written like kids. They’re more like short adults. All four of them (with the exception of the girl who’s playing the ‘loopey’ psychotic maniac) speak and think with complete maturity and intelligence. That completely undoes the reason for them to be kids. Now they’re only kids because it’s crazier, or something to that effect. Like, wouldn’t it be crazy if they were all psycho kids? Yes, it would be crazy, but it wouldn’t make any sense.

Second of all, these kids are super-powerful. Not personally, mind you, but they seem to be unstoppable in a ridiculous way. For some reason, they’ve taken over the Hellfire Club. The idea of a purely human Hellfire Club, one that has turned away from its former mutant masters, is a good idea. But who the hell on the Hellfire Club thinks it’s a good idea to start taking orders from these insane children? Whatever, so the Hellfire Club gives the kids a couple of goon squads and they attack the opening of the new Mutant History Museum in San Francisco.

This is the building where Idie was earlier. She’s joined by her classmates, and then the X-Men Emma Frost, Colossus, Iceman, Magneto and Namor. This is a pretty big team of heavy-hitters for the X-Men. Yet when the kids attack, they and their random Hellfire goons are able to take each of the X-Men out in essentially one hit! That’s all it takes. Hell, both Magneto and Namor each have an exact same moment where they take all the time in the world to introduce themselves, give the evil children a moment to explain the fancy gun they have and then the kids use the gun to take out Magneto and Namor. And these guns are ridiculous. The gun to take down Namor shoots out heat pads on the ground, dehydrating the undersea king. The gun that takes down Magneto shoots miniaturized neutron stars, or super magnets. WHAT!? These kids have a gun that shoots miniaturized FREAKIN’ stars?

Again, ridiculous! These kids and their weaponry are just too over the top to take seriously.

Now let me stop here for a moment and say ‘yes, this is comics’. These sorts of weapons and villains are awesome in their ridiculous nature. In the world of comic books, of course such a gun is awesome and children as bad guys are cool. But they don’t fit in this mini-series.

This is a serious, down-to-Earth, grounded tale of how Cyclops and Wolverine come to blows and how it splits the X-Men. Everything so far has been very realistic in nature. They went to a peace summit, they’re attending a museum opening. They’re questioning matters of politics. And then in come these ridiculous, over-the-top villains that just clash with the nature of the story. The children villains are so one-dimensional as to be groan-inducingly boring. We don’t even know why they’re doing all of this or why they’re specifically going after the X-Men. And they seem to be able to pull whatever sort of magic weaponry they want out of their asses with the specific purpose of defeating the X-Men in ‘one punch’.

And I haven’t even mentioned the space slugs.

X-Men: Schism has been disappointing so far because it’s failing at its two main points: splitting up Cyclops and Wolverine and introducing the new villains. Nothing these evil, one-dimensional brats have done so far would convince me that the X-Men are going to split up and go their separate ways.

But other than that, the mini-series has been good. Jason Aaron writes a strong team with great personality. The idea that the X-Men have to clean up when all the world starts digging out their old Sentinels is a cool one. And I like the idea of the X-Men doing something global like attending  a peace summit.

And the art has been fantastic. There’s been a different artist for each issue so far, and they’ve all been brilliant.

Except in issue #2 when Cyclops looked anorexic…

Legit Magneto Song

Apparently this is a parody of a Lady Gaga song. Lady Gaga is one of those musicians, like Amy Winehouse or Justin Bieber, who I never knew existed until they started making news for being controversial…or doing drugs…or being lame. Regardless, a good parody is a good parody. And a great parody features the X-Men as back-up singers!

My 6 Favorite Comic Book Characters

I love comic books. That should be pretty evident by now. And most of my love for comics comes from a love of the characters, and being able to follow their adventures from month to month. Sure, the stories and art can be really good, but for me it’s mainly about seeing my favorite characters in action. When these characters appear in a comic, either a starring role, bit part or single-panel cameo, it’s almost a guaranteed purchase by me. I love these guys.

So who are my favorite characters?


1. Multiple Man


Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man, is the only fictional character I have ever personally identified with. His voice, his style and, most importantly, his dry sense of humor are like my own, at least how I see them. The character really speaks to me. He’s a nice, average guy, he’s quite funny and his super power is to make duplicates of himself. That’s pretty cool.

So many Multiple Manses

First and foremost, Multiple Man is funny. He’s got a dry, sarcastic wit that I really enjoy. More than the usual ‘team jokester’ one might find in a comic book. He’s more droll than quippy. I like to think that’s my own style of humor: reacting and commenting on the world and people around us rather than being the joke-throwing, attention-grabbing life of the party. And beyond the humor, Madrox is a nice guy. He’s got a good heart and an altruistic, heroic attitude. But he’s not driven by some gnawing sense of responsibility or vengeance like some superheroes. He’s just a nice guy because that’s how people should be.

And one thing I’ve always loved about Multiple Man is his background status in the world of superheroes. He’s a mutant, and therefore is part of the X-Men family of comic books. But he’s never been one of the X-Men. Sure he’s been on some of the side teams, usually X-Factor, and has helped out the X-Men on some adventures, but he’s never actually been a member of the main team. He’s even turned down membership. This is a character who is a prime example of world building. When mutants represent an entire race of people, not all of them are going to fit into the easy categories of X-Man or Evil Mutant. Sometimes there are people like Madrox who are happy to just do their own thing and not pick sides. Not everybody can be a Wolverine knock-off.

Sometimes his duplicates inhabit different aspects of his personality

I’m pretty sure that my first real experience with Multiple Man came in the form of his 1992 Marvel trading card. My brother and I were really big into the Marvel trading cards back in the early 90s. We used to collect baseball and football cards when we were younger, like ‘normal’ children. But once we started discovering superheroes and their trading cards, we were hooked. Multiple Man had several cards from the different years, but the 1992 years were our favorite set of trading cards.  Multiple Man had an awesome costume back then, consisting of a trench coat over a blueish body suit, with a neat set of X-themed head gear. His powers sounded awesome and he looked really cool, and that was win/win for me. From there, I started digging into comic books to try and find out more about him.

Multiple Man first appeared in Giant-Sized Fantastic Four #4 in 1975 as a threat to Marvel’s First Family. I tracked the issue down and bought it long after I became a fan of Multiple Man. I actually did a newspaper story on the comic back during one of my summer internships. I visited all the local comic book shops on a quest to find the issue, so the story was essentially about the comic book culture in the area. Fun story. At any rate, Multiple Man started as a one-off character. He wasn’t a villain so much as just lost and confused. In the end, Professor X of the X-Men came and took Madrox under his wing, leading to several years of just existing in the deep background of X-stories.

All of that changed when Madrox was chosen as one of the stars of the newly revamped X-Factor in the early 90s! The Uncanny X-Men book has been published since the 60s, but since they’re so popular, there have been tons of side books, characters and teams. X-Factor was a comic book that was originally designed to reunite all of the original X-Men (Cyclops, Iceman, etc.), and it ran for about 60+ issues. Then in the early 90s, Marvel decided to revamp X-Factor and turn them into a government-sponsored mutant team. Gone were the original X-Men, and in came a mish-mash of various mutant characters. Multiple Man, and a few others, were plucked from obscurity and thrown onto the team by writer Peter David.

The whole crazy crew!

I’ve always been curious how writers, or maybe their editors, choose which characters to randomly throw together onto a team. It happens more often than you might think.

I wasn’t reading comics at this point, at least not modern comics, so I was basically clueless about all of this X-Factor stuff while it was coming out. However, I was definitely into the trading cards. Then slowly but surely, I began to find issues of X-Factor at comic shops, at garage sales, flea markets – wherever. I began to actually read the adventures of Multiple Man and I loved them! He was funny and a bit silly, had a cool power and a very cool costume. It was the 90s, trench coats were all the rage instead of capes, but Multiple Man was one of the few characters who managed to pull it off as more than just an ‘x-treme’ accessory.

Which brings us to X-Factor #79, one of the most influential comic books of my life.

Life-changer

The story is as basic and as simple as one can get. It’s not a big Event Comic or some grand issue. Multiple Man and his teammate Quicksilver going to Smalltown USA to investigate a mutant who has been arrested for murder. They’re going to see if the charges are based more on bigotry against mutants than actual proof. The mutant, Rachel Argosy (Rhapsody) is a school music teacher with blue skin who can do funky things when music is being played. She’s only ever appeared in this one story. Turns out the guy died when Argosy used her powers on him, but she wasn’t intending to kill him, just the opposite. But it felt so good that he had a heart attack. Multiple Man and Quicksilver had to leave her in prison – though not without a bit of action and a mutual attraction/flirting between Madrox and Argosy.

See? Very basic.

But what makes this issue stand out as so influential to me is that X-Factor #79, I think, was my first real experience with the idea that superheroes could be treated as normal, everyday people. They didn’t have to be muscly, spandex-clad behemoths engaged in epic brawls with super-villains. Madrox doesn’t even wear his costume in this issue, just his trench coat and street clothes. (Quicksilver wears his costume, but that’s a Quicksilver thing). They meet with government officials and talk. They make small talk. There’s some action, sure, but it’s low key and simple. There’s no big fight. This is a story about Jamie Madrox, government officials, investigating a potential bias incident. His powers and his superhero identity are purely secondary.

This idea, though I didn’t know it at the time, was revolutionary to me! It’s the same sort of effect as Watchmen or Harry Potter, reading about superheroes (or wizards) as people first and god-like heroes second. It’s why I love Mark Millar’s Ultimates so much. And it was through Jamie Madrox that I first experienced this writing-style, and I’ve been hooked ever since. I think that’s part of the basis for why I love this character so much.

Modern Costume

At any rate, Multiple Man hung around X-Factor for about 20 more issues before he was ‘killed off’ in X-Factor #100. Though considering he has the power to create duplicates of himself, it wasn’t long before they revealed that only a duplicate had died, and that the real Madrox was just off somewhere with amnesia. He hung around X-Factor as a supporting character (a new team had been brought it to replace Madrox’s team), and was there when the book was cancelled with issue #149. After that, Madrox was once again cast into obscurity. For years, he’d show up now and again in a cameo role here and there, and I’d always make sure to snatch up the comics so I could read his rare adventures.

Then in 2005, a gift from Heaven!

Peter David, the guy who brought Madrox to prominence in X-Factor, was going to write a 5-issue Madrox mini-series. Multiple Man would get his own starring role in a comic! He and a few buddies from his X-Factor days, were going to open up a private detective business in New York City. Bliss. I devoured all five issues, and the series was fantastic! Madrox was his usual fun self, only Peter David was expanding on his humor, his personality, he was really giving Multiple Man a sense of character. No longer just a cameo character to be used however needed (usually as a one-man army), Madrox was once again a human being with real feelings, emotions and jokes! And what’s more, Peter David thought up a cool new twist to his duplicating powers: because of all those copies, Madrox could theoretically follow every path in life a person could want, simultaneously. But if he could do everything, why bother doing anything? It gave Madrox an unsure, indifferent-to-life sort of vibe, and it was fun.

That mini-series was so popular with the fans that Marvel commissioned Peter David to turn it into an entire series! Soon Madrox and his detective agency were headling a relaunched X-Factor, with a new team and new stories. And that X-Factor is still going strong today, with over 50 issues published and no sign of slowing down.

It’s a great time to be a Multiple Man fan.


2. Robin


Yep, the Boy Wonder. Even despite the green short-shorts, the pixie boots and Chris O’Donnell, I absolutely love Robin. He’s the most maligned mainstream comic book character in the world, but I’m his biggest fan. One has to take a lot of crap for liking Robin (even liking him more than Batman), but I don’t care. It’s all worth it. Despite some really horrible portrayals on TV and in movies, Robin is actually a fantastic character who brings a lot of depth and intrigue to the world of the Dark Knight.

I just wish other people would realize this.

They complete each other

I have written a lot of posts featuring Robin on this blog so far, and there are a lot more to come. I’m working on an essay/book/manifesto about all the ways that Robin is awesome and misunderstood. But I’ll save most of that for later posts. This is just about why Robin is one of my favorite comic book characters. I’ll talk more about this later (see #5), but I like the mantle of Robin moreso than any individual Robin. No matter who is behind the mask (even if I dislike them), I still like seeing Robin kicking ass in comics. He’s good as a solo hero, a member of the Teen Titans, and, of course, he’s at his very best when he’s serving as Batman’s sidekick. The sum of those two together is far better than each individual part.

But this is where the problem arises, and why I think Robin is the most maligned character in comic books. Most people, especially non-comic fans, would prefer that the dark, brooding, and badass Batman not have a kid running around in red and yellow tights. When most people think of Robin, they think of this:

The worst and best thing to ever happen to Robin

Burt Ward’s portrayal of the character in the 1960s TV show made Robin a household name, but it forever ingrained in people’s minds an image of Robin as a loserish manchild spouting silly catch phrases and always getting held hostage by the villains.  Plus there’s the whole gay thing. And yeah, even in the comics, Robin’s costume at the time was incredibly lame. Pixie boots? Bare legs? Little yellow cape? Come on! And then because it was iconic, the first Robin, Dick Grayson, wore that same exact costume in the comics well into the 80s when he was a college-aged guy. Bare legs and pixie boots for a college kid? Have mercy.

But I’m here to tell you that you have to look past the ridiculous early designs of the character (and the actors) to see Robin’s true value. It’s all about what Robin brings to the table in terms of the larger Batman landscape. Like I said, some people prefer Batman as a solo act. They want their dark knight to beat up the bad guys and hide in the shadows, and that’s fine. Batman works very well as a solo hero. But having Robin to help him out and watch his back makes Batman a much more rounder and interesting character. Robin adds depth and personality to Batman that he wouldn’t have if he was a loner. Batman goes from being a crazy vigilante on a personal crusade to having some responsibility, having someone to care about and be friends with. Not to mention just having someone to talk to in the Batcave.

It’s a mentor/student relationship, and it’s rare in the world of superheroes. Superman and Spider-Man don’t need apprentices. But Batman is only human. He could easily die any night that he goes out. With Robin, he’s training his replacement. And since Robin is apprentice to the Goddamn Batman, that makes him cool by association. Batman doesn’t trust just anybody. But he trusts Robin. To me, these are fascinating stories to work with as a superhero. Plus Robin is typically a cheerful, fun and bright character. Seeing his colorful costume in the usually dark pages of a Batman comic is a delight.

Though the main reason I’m such a fan of Robin, I think, is because I’ve always seen myself as the sidekick/partner type.

There are two kinds of men in the world: alpha males and beta males, and I am most definitely a beta male. I’m a follower, not a leader. I’m never the life of the party, but I’d like to think I’m a good friend who can be fun to have around. That’s why I’ve always identified with Robin. He’s not the star attraction, here’s there to help out and make the star look good. That’s kind of how I’ve always seen myself.  Though there’s a picture somewhere of my brother and I as little kids wearing Batman and Robin pajamas (complete with velcro capes) and he’s Robin and I’m Batman. But that’s just what happens with younger brothers. That just goes to show that a love of superheroes and the whole Batman clan has been a part of my life since childhood. So much so that I simply don’t remember how I first discovered Robin or why I first started liking him more than Batman. I just do.

Poetry in motion

There have been 5 Robins in total, not counting alternate realities or futures. The first was Dick Grayson, who worked with his parents in the flying trapeze in Haley’s Circus. His parents were killed by criminal sabotage, and Bruce Wayne was in the audience to see it. When Bruce’s parents were gunned down by a criminal in an alley, he swore he would never let another boy be orphaned by crime – yet it happened right in front of him! So he took Dick Grayson under his wing to give him a good life. Batman didn’t immediately dress him up and throw him in front of criminals and guns. Dick proved he could be useful, insisted Batman train him and designed his costume himself after his parents’ trapeze outfit.

But eventually Dick grew up, went off to college and the Batman writers stopped using him. So he had a falling out with Batman and became his own superhero, Nightwing. Good for him. Most recently, Dick took on the mantle of Batman when Bruce was believed to be dead. I really liked that. When it comes to cartoons, movies or other media, I am of the opinion that Robin should always be Dick Grayson. Concepts like Nightwing and other Robins just gets too complicated. Keep It Simple, Stupid.

The second Robin was Jason Todd. He was a street urchin who Batman caught trying to steal the wheels on the Batmobile. Since he was lonely without Dick, Batman took in Jason and made him the new Robin. But Jason wasn’t the fun, quippy daredevil that Dick was. Jason was a bit of a little jerk, and eventually he got killed by the Joker. (He eventually came back from the dead. Yay comics!) The third Robin was Tim Drake in the 90s. He was a young man with a sharp mind who had deduced that Batman was Bruce Wayne. When Jason died, Batman snapped a bit and became more ruthless in his war on crime. Tim stepped forward and tried to convince Dick to become Robin again, then everybody realized that Tim would make a good Robin. Once more, Batman reluctantly accepted a partner. Thankfully, they gave Tim a new costume.

Robin went from this…to this!

Tim Drake is the best Robin, and more on him later. One fun thing about Tim was that, for most of his career as Robin, at least one of his parents was alive. So Tim had a family to go home to at the end of the night, instead of being Bruce’s adopted son. Though eventually his dad was murdered and Tim did become Bruce’s son, but I wasn’t a fan of that. Anyway, before he died, Tim’s dad found out that his son was Robin so he demanded that Tim quit, and he did. As a replacement, Bruce chose Stephanie Brown, the amateur vigilante known as Spoiler and Tim’s girlfriend. That was a fun story, with the female Robin, but Bruce fired her after a short while when she didn’t follow his orders.  Plus using her as Robin was all a plot by Batman to get Tim back. And it worked!

Then came the time when Bruce was believed dead and Dick became Batman. At that point, Tim was kind of pushed out of the role of Robin to make way for Damian Wayne, Bruce’s biological son. One of his super-villains, Talia, used Bruce’s DNA to give herself a son. She trained Damian as a ninja and eventually introduced him to Bruce. Damian then switched sides, choosing to stay with his dad instead of going back to Talia. Then when Bruce ‘died’ and Dick stepped up as Batman, he decided to have Damian as Robin instead of Tim because Damian really really needed the guidance. Tim sort of got the shaft. It wasn’t his choice to stop being Robin. Damian started out as annoying little punk, but he’s grown a lot under Dick’s tutelage. I can actually stand him now. But starting in September, Dick is going back to Nightwing and Bruce, as Batman, will have Damian as his Robin. I don’t have high hopes for that.

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne

But even if I don’t like who’s behind the mask, I’ll never stop loving Robin. He’s the Dark Knight’s squire, and Batman is much better with Robin at his side than on his own. Pixie boots and all.


3. The Mimic


Characters don’t get much more obscure than The Mimic, and perhaps that’s part of the reason I love him. Until some big changes last year, the Mimic hadn’t appeared in more than a handful of comics since his debut in the 1960s. He’s a D-list villain from the X-Men corner of comics with the power to mimic the super powers of other heroes. It’s a fun power, but he’s always been such a minor player.

Fun Fact: Mimic was the first new member of the X-Men. Of all the dozens of characters who have been X-Men over the years, Mimic was the first one to join the team after the original five. His membership lasted three issues.

Original costume. He has retained the powers of the first five.

Unlike the first two characters on this list, I don’t really personally identify with the Mimic. He started out as an arrogant hot-head who got his super powers due to an accident in his father’s lab. When he discovered the X-Men, he first tried to fight them. He lost. Shortly thereafter, he came back and joined them instead. For three issues, he was a member of the X-Men and helped them out on some adventures – until Professor X kicked him out for his arrogance. He lost his powers and went away, having learned a lesson about his attitude.

That’s where I first met the Mimic, in his original appearances with the X-Men. My father has an extensive comic book collection, but I never got to read any of the books he has in good condition. I got to read the old beat up issues, which were torn and rarely had their covers in tact. So my love of the Mimic comes from these early issues, some of the first comics I ever read. It’s also why I have a special place in my geeky heart for the original five X-Men. That’s essentially why I love the Mimic. He was one of my earliest comic book reading experiences, with a cool power and he’s made so few appearances over the years that it’s like a game of hide and seek trying to find him in a comic.

It always helps to introduce yourself

After his brief membership with the X-Men, Mimic dropped off the grid for a few years. He popped up a few times in a few random issues. He even died when he copied the gamma radiation powers of the Incredible Hulk…only to come back to life when his corpse copied the healing powers of Wolverine. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never read those issues and only learned about them after the fact.

I re-discovered Mimic in the mid-90s, once my brother and I had started reading more and more comics on our own. I remember it like it was yesterday, in a Media Play store in some mall in Syracuse.  I was reading some comics at the rack when my dad walked up and saw the Mimic on the cover of X-Force #46. He pointed him out and I, in a fit of nostalgia for those original X-Men issues, bought the comic. It was pretty fun, revealing that Mimic had been in meditation in Siberia because his powers were out of control. He fought off X-Force, and then went on to become a bit player in the big Event Comic of the summer the Onslaught Saga.

Over the next few years, Mimic kept popping up in various issues for various reasons. He was no longer an arrogant prick. He’d become quite humble, but always managed to find himself teaming up with bad guys. He was a nice guy who kept getting stuck in bad situations. He joined a version of the Brotherhood of Mutants for awhile. I can still remember searching comic book shop back issues for all the various Mimic appearances. It really was like a game there were so few.

Then in 2010, they brought him back yet again and for a new role in the Dark X-Men.

Updated and clean-shaven

The story was Dark Reign, a company-wide Event in which one of the big bad guys in the Marvel Universe had tricked everyone into letting him be in power. He got a bunch of his super villain buddies to pose as the Avengers, making them the Dark Avengers. Then when this baddie went up against the X-Men, he formed his own team to pose as the X-Men. Mimic got plucked from obscurity to be on the Dark X-Men, and it was a blast. Mimic had been tricked just like everyone else, so he believed the baddie was a legitimate hero, and he believed he was doing good as a member of the X-Men. But once again he’d been tricked into joining a villain team.

Along with the X-Men storyline, the Dark X-Men later got their own 5-issue mini-series. Both stories explored Mimic’s character a bit more, and diagnosed him as bi-polar. So he was finally getting some much needed characterization. I really enjoyed reading him in modern adventures, with an actual starring role, even if it was brief. After the end of Dark X-Men, the big baddie was eventually figured out and defeated. The usual good guys were put back in charge and Mimic has once again disappeared into obscurity.

My fingers are definitely crossed that he’ll be back again before too long.

But until then, I have a special memento of the Mimic to enjoy. My girlfriend Alyssa managed to find a copy of his very first appearance, X-Men #19 from the 60s, and she gave it to me for Christmas! I have it bagged and framed on my wall. Am I a lucky geek or what?


4. Phil Urich, the Green Goblin/Hobgoblin


Phil is my Peter Parker. Which was probably the entire point behind his creation in the 90s, when I was just getting into comics. He was the young white guy superhero, created to appeal to the 90s youth culture just like teen-age Peter Parker, Spider-Man, was in the 60s. And it worked on me! Phil was a total slacker with a good heart. He loved video games, made pop culture references and got into superheroics mostly just for the fun of it. He was also broke, something of a loser and wasn’t very good with the ladies.

What’s not to love?

Badass and heroic!

Most people know from the movies that the Green Goblin is Norman Osborne, and is Spider-Man’s greatest foe. Well in comics back in the 90s, Norman and his son Harry had been dead for years. There was no Green Goblin anymore. So writer Tom Defalco came up with the idea that this slacker kid, Phil, would stumble upon one of Norman’s hidden hideouts where he kept a lot of his Goblin Gear. Phil found the costume, the weaponry and even one of those Goblin Gliders, like Norman had in the first movie. A combination of Goblin Serum and Electronics woven into his mask gave Phil super powers and a hypersonic laughter attack. He helped save his uncle from some hoodlums in the first issue, and then went on fighting various super villains and having adventures over the next 12 issues. It was simple stuff, written for the time, but I was hooked. And the art was amazing!

They say that every comic book is somebody’s first, and Phil Urich’s Green Goblin series was the first series I ever collected on my own. I used my own money to buy the single issues back when they were sold in supermarkets. That was back before I even knew that comics came out on Wednesdays. I just sort of lucked into finding all the issues as they came out, and then scoured the back-issue bins to get the rest. And then it wasn’t until I’d graduated college before I was able to find a copy of the final issue, #13, online. I waited years between reading #12 and #13, and it was a blast to jump back in to read Phil’s final issue. The fun was still there.

At the end of the series, Phil’s Goblin Gear was damaged beyond repair and he had to retire. His series was cancelled and he was hurled into the ether of the Marvel  Universe. He popped up now and then as a bit player in some Spider-Man comics, but that was for the most part. He had a big role in Spider-Girl, but that series took place in the future, where Phil was an adult. I wasn’t that interested.

Phil finally returned for good in a story in Runaways in the mid-00s. He was still powerless, and was trying to lead a support group for other mid-90s youthful superheroes who, like him, had found themselves cast on the wayside. It was a fun little cameo, and I loved it. The support group went on to star in their own mini-series called The Loners, and I loved that as well. But it was there that Phil began to take a turn for the worst. By the end of The Loners, he was revealed to be the villain because the Goblin Serum had turned him as crazy as it had done Norman Osborne. He fled the group is disgrace, only to return earlier this year in Amazing Spider-Man.

Badass and villainous!

Under the pen of Dan Slott, Phil was still a slacker working for his uncle at the Daily Bugle. This time, Phil took over the identity of the Hobgoblin, and became a villainous mob enforcer! But rather than get beat up and thrown in jail right off the bat, Slott is building up Phil as a longer-lasting villain. He defeated Spider-Man and got away, and is still working at the Daily Bugle without anyone being the wiser. In fact, he’s started taking pictures and video of himself as the Hobgoblin to sell to the Daily Bugle.

Sound familiar?

We’ll see where Phil’s career as the Hobgoblin goes from here. I’m excited to have him so prominently in comics again, but am saddened in a geeky way that he has to be a crazy villain. That never ends well.


5. Tim Drake


This one is a bit of a cheat, because Tim Drake was the third Robin. And like I said, I like the mantle of Robin more than any of the specific people behind the mask. However, Tim Drake is such an awesome Robin that he’s one of my favorite characters anyway.

In the shadow of the Batman

I’ve already written – at length – about why I like Robin, so we’ll skip that part here. Out of all of the Robins, Tim is the best at the job, and that’s a large part in why he’s one of my favorite characters. When reading comics about Batman and Robin, I want Tim Drake as my Robin. So goody for me that the makers of Batman: Arkham City are going to have Tim Drake as their Robin! I can’t wait for that game.

Readers were sick of Jason Todd by the late 80s. He was something of a brat. There was a contest held where readers could call a 900-number and vote to either have Todd killed in a story or have him survive. The readers voted to kill him. But the writers at DC knew that Batman needed a Robin, so they set about creating one for the 90s. Tim Drake was in his low teens (not a young kid), and he was friendly, a bit nerdy, was great with computers and had a lot of heart. Sounds like me! They designed a new, more modern costume for Robin (goodbye pixie boots!) and they started him off with some of his own books. Tim Drake was the first Robin to get his own series, starting with mini-series before leading to his own ongoing title.

My dad bought me the second mini-series in collected for, and that was one of my first direct experiences with Tim Drake. The story was about Tim’s first time protecting Gotham City solo while Batman is out of the country, and he just so happens to have to face off against the Joker. So right off the bat Tim has to prove that he has the chops to figure out the Joker’s scheme and put it to an end, all the while trying to convince both himself and everyone around him that he’s got what it takes to do this job. There are a few great scenes between Robin and Commissioner Gordon where Tim has to defend his abilities.

“They didn’t pick my name out of a hat for this,” Robin tells Gordon. I loved that scene!

So the dorky, friendly Tim Drake really struck a chord with me. Not only that, but he worked great as Batman’s partner! He wasn’t a brat, like Jason Todd, and he wasn’t butting heads with Batman like Dick Grayson. Tim served his duties as Robin wonderfully, providing the support and backup that Batman needs. He was the perfect sidekick to Batman, and that’s why I loved him. But as I said earlier, Tim got ousted from his role as Robin to make way for Damian Wayne. So what did Tim do?

He became Red Robin.

From Robin to Red Robin

The Red Robin codename originally comes from a story set in an alternate future that really has nothing to do with the normal DC universe. Then through some very complicated stories and a visit to an even different alternate reality, a version of the costume found its way back to the normal DCU and into the hands of Tim Drake. When Bruce Wayne was believed to be dead, and Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne took over as Batman and Robin, Tim was the only person in the world who believed that Bruce was still alive (and Tim was right). So since he was no longer Robin, Tim just put on the new costume and the name Red Robin. And eventually he proved his theory right and Bruce came back, but Tim was stuck as Red Robin.

I’m not a big fan of the change. Tim should have stayed Robin. Granted he’d probably achieved everything there was to achieve as Robin, and it was time for him to grow and change as a character, but as I’ve said, I liked him as Robin. Fortunately, the writers at DC found a loophole. He didn’t simply design his own new identity, like Dick did as Nightwing. Tim simply became a more adult version of Robin, keeping the name ‘Robin’ in his new identity. Then when Bruce came back as Batman, Tim has worked with him again as Red Robin. There have been a lot of fun scenes where Bruce and Tim continue their partnership from before Bruce died. It’s been fun.

But come the changes in September, Bruce is going to take Damian as his Robin. Tim will stay as Red Robin, and he’ll be transferred full-time to the Teen Titans. He will still technically be part of the Bat-verse, but his main focus will be the Titans. I suppose we’ll see how that works out.


6. The Spot


The highest-ranking, full-on super-villain on my list is possibly the dorkiest, silliest super-villain in comics. He was once on a team called the Legion of Losers (though they called themselves the Spider-Man Revenge Squad). But you can keep your Dr. Dooms, your Jokers and your Magnetos – I love the Spot. He’s just plain neat.

Take that, Spider-Man!

Check out that costume and that power! The Spot’s body is all white, with little block spots covering him. Those spots are portals. He can throw them around a room or hang them in midair. Go in one and you come out the other. He’s like a living, breathing game of Portal! And honestly, that’s where my love of the Spot comes from. He’s just neat. I suppose I like that he’s a huge dork, and something of a science nerd, but he doesn’t have much character beyond that. The Spot has made fewer appearance than the Mimic, though just like the Mimic, he recently got a modern update. They’ve made him more badass, something of a silent killer who uses his powers as an assassin. That’s pretty cool.

I had a hard time picking No. 6 on this list. I knew the top five, and their order, but I couldn’t decide on No. 6 for the longest time. The Spot was chosen on the criteria that should he appear in a comic, I try to make sure I buy it. He had a fun episode of the 90s Spider-Man cartoon show. And I even tracked down one of his earliest comic book appearance and bought that issue. He’s just a character I enjoy, moreso than other characters. Thanks to Alyssa for suggesting him as No. 6.

Honorable mentions: Stilt-Man, The Shocker, Mach V, Scorpion, the Slingers, Strong Guy, Iceman, Blob, Toad, Avalanche, Green Lantern Corps, Blue Lantern Corps, Batman, Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider, Beta Ray Bill, Silver Surfer.