Category Archives: This Wins the Internet

Nobody Likes Dazzler

Let’s start this morning with a bit of humor. Website extraordinaire Dorkly have done it again with a hilarious video game parody. This time it’s X-Men The Arcade Game, and how nobody – not even Magneto – liked Dazzler. This is funny stuff people.

The Greatest Recipe for Time Travel I Have Ever Seen – Also, Mineral Water

Do you like mineral water? You will after drinking Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s made from Earth! And has something to do with a giant space bear, three random animals and spinning an electric eel so fast you tear a whole in the space time continuum! Watch and be amazed!

Mr. Freeze: The Musical

The genius of the Internet strikes again with a musical based on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s performance as Mr. Freeze, in what has collectively been decided is the worst movie of all time: Batman and Robin. That movie exists now to be mocked, and the brilliance of Legolambs have stepped up. They are the same people who made Mario: The 8-Bit Opera and Conan: The Musical.

Listen and be happy that such people exist.

There Are More Giant Little Girls in Mass Effect Than I Remember

The glory that is Tobuscus is back with a Literal interpretation of the Mass Effect 3 trailer. You may remember him from that Literal Lord of the Rings trailer that I posted and loved? Well I love this one just as much! I may now spend my entire afternoon watching Tobuscus Literal trailers.

Also, I plan to get Mass Effect 3 one of these days…

Finally Bringing Ninja Turtles to My Blog

I was a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan when I was a kid. Still am, technically. But out of all the 80s cartoons, Ninja Turtles was probably my favorite. So let’s take a nostalgic trip back to those badass days with this stop-motion animation version of the classic Ninja Turtles cartoon opening. Give the video a few seconds, creator Kyle Roberts put himself into it at the beginning for some reason. Proud of his work, I guess.