Category Archives: This Wins the Internet

I Need to do More Humor on My Blog

For example, this alternate ending to the Lion King:

You can find more alternate movie endings at Stackstory.com.

25 Blissful Minutes of New Cave Johnson Lines

Anyone who has played Portal 2 knows that Cave Johnson may be the funniest, most blissfully one-liner spouting fictional character of all time. Voiced by the immeasurable J.K. Simmons, Cave Johnson is the overseer of Aperture Laboratories, or at least he was back when the company was first started in the mid-20th century. So everything he says has a delightful old-timey feel.

The man, the myth, the legend

Well the latest Portal 2 DLC involves traveling through multiple dimensions, and each time you enter a new one, you get a new message from Cave Johnson. Then some amazing soul has taken all of those messages and put them together in this 25-minute long clip of just hilarious Cave Johnson one-liners. My God, this is brilliant. Listen to the whole thing. I wanted to blog it just to save it for posterity.

This is funny, funny stuff.

Marvel Superheroes are a Wacky Bunch

Somebody needs to give Imajunation a lot of money so that they can make a million more of these videos! A wacky, hilarious little clip show of wonderful Marvel superhero vignettes called ‘Disassembled’. DC may have the Super Best Friends Forever, but this video is almost as good. If you watch only one video on my blog, make it this one. Enjoy!

The Peoples’ Villain: “Let’s get rid of these silly vigilante nerds.”

Seattle Supervillain Rex Velvet rails against hero Phoenix Jones in his latest video. Can brightly-coloured tights and goodwill stand against cunning and resourcefulness?

Muhaha.

Why Wasn’t Blankman in The Avengers?

College Humor asks that very question with this hilarious video ‘Too Many Avengers’. I’ve been posting a ton of Avengers parody videos, but they have all been pretty funny, as far as I’m concerned. Why not enjoy them? I surely do.