Category Archives: This Wins the Internet
I’m Only Human, and These Are Only Animals on Trampolines
Tramampoline. Trombopaline. Whatever it’s called, this is a video I found online of animals enjoying them. I’m not made of stone, people!
And hopefully neither are you. Whoever complied this into a singular video has won the Internet for this week. My hat is off to you, kind sirs and madames. You know exactly what the world needs.
How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended
I liked Pacific Rim, and this video nails it to the wall. Funny too, and without resorting to their Superman/Batman schtick. Those surprise cameos at the end were golden, I tells ya! Golden!
If I Had a First Born Son, I Would Trade Him for Grand Theft Auto 5 Multiplayer
Hold on to your butts, boys and girls! The first full look at multiplayer in Grand Theft Auto 5 has hit the web, and it’s just as delicious as the single-player trailer from a few weeks ago.
A living, breathing Grand Theft Auto world. A GTA MMO. What they’re proposing here…could there be anything sweeter? Create and customize your own characters and send them through a GTA storyline. Buy new clothes, hairstyles and more for your own character. Buy your own apartment. Buy a garage and fill it with customizable cars that you own. Go golfing with friends. Racing. Swimming. Hooker-killing. Rob banks with your friends.
It’s…it’s almost too good to be true. And it’s only part of the whole package. There’s still the excellent single-player campaign. Oh man, I need to get my X-box fixed stat!
Wise Gaming Advice
I am a man who loves cleverness. And clearly this Brental Floss guy is one clever fella. He puts to song what we’re all thinking. You’d have to be some kind of maniac to want to buy the Playstation 4 or the X-Box One on launch day. Follow the talking Game Boy’s advice: be staunch, don’t buy at launch.
I Like Weird Things, and That Includes ‘Bee and Puppycat’
Oh wow, has the Internet delivered! The second episode of Bee and Puppycat is online, and it’s an utter delight.
So Bee and Puppycat is made by Natasha Allegri, who has worked on Adventure Time, another show I love. And you can clearly see the Adventure Time influence in Bee and Puppycat. My love for these little shorts is hard to explain. Bee and Puppycat is insane…but it’s an adorable kind of insane. And if something is adorable, it can pretty much get away with anything. But there’s another level where Bee, the main character, is also kind of realistic. She may be on this wild adventure, but she’s also awkward and neurotic, adding to the utter cuteness of the whole thing. Plus her voice is just fantastic.
Bee and Puppycat may be my new favorite Internet thing. And you can watch the first episode after the jump.
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