Category Archives: This Wins the Internet
The Delightful Joy of a Farmer and His Sheep
Here’s a quirky little cartoon that Alyssa found online. The animation is delightful, the story is quirky fun and it’s just an all around blast. This is Henchman-4-Hire, bringing you really cool things from the Internet.
Ninja Sex Party – Three Awesome Things, One Awesome Video
In celebration of sheer randomness on the Internet, here is a sketch comedy group called Ninja Sex Party. They have some pretty funny songs on Youtube, and here’s one I found today that’s pretty awesome.
Everything is Better with a Portal Gun
Portal is the absolute best physics-based video game in existence. It’s a total blast to pop in and out of the game using the Portal Gun, which launches a blue and an orange portal wherever you aim. Then all you have to do is walk through one portal and come out the other. It’s a simple concept, but the game designers are such geniuses that they’ve created essentially three full games of quirky and funny puzzles around that concept. (Portal 2 had both a single and a multiplayer game, each with its own unique puzzles).
So it’s no surprise that other games want to get in on the fun. Here are some fun videos I’ve found where some clever people insert Portal Guns into classic games.
Such as Super Mario Bros.
Or Mega Man, which went the extra effort into actually creating Portal Man!
I’ll post more if I find them.
Futurama, Geekier Than Ever!
Here is one of those alignment charts based on Dungeons & Dragons alignments, only it’s for the cartoon show Futurama. I love these charts. There are a lot of them out there on the Interwebs for all manner of shows and movies and whatnot. This one was just cool enough that I wanted to share it with everybody. I love Futurama, and these alignments fit so well! I wish I was smart enough to figure one out for a show. Maybe I’ll try someday.
Anyway, this one comes courtesy of MightyGodKing.
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A Better Green Lantern Than the One in the Movie
This song and music video are further proof that the Internet is the greatest invention in the history of everything. It gives voice to the geeks of the world. Let us revel in this wonderfully specific theme song about the Green Lantern. It makes me wonder if bands who record these types of songs can ever play them in live venues. Who else but geeks would understand them?
Believe me when I say this wins all the Internets.
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