Category Archives: This Wins the Internet
ACE Hardware is Here to Help…Against Zombies
Everybody knows the best way to kill a zombie is to take out the head. And since most of us don’t known AK-47s or rocket launchers, we’d be left with shovels, hammers and other tools in the event of the zombie apocalypse. Well tool-gurus at ACE Hardware in some town called Westlake have fully embraced their role as the go-to place to stock up on zombie weapons!
Check out their nifty Zombie Center website.
Your one stop shop for zombie slop
Whoever wrote this up is an Internet hero. The world needs good zombie preparedness lessons, and who better than ACE Hardware to give it to them? It’s not like the government is doing anything to prepare us for the zombie apocalypse. And you know full well that they already have fancy emergency bunkers to live in should the inevitable happen! Well ACE Hardware is here for the people!
They have a helpful, downloadable Human’s Guide to Zombie Preparedness, as well as FAQs about zombie-proofing your home or keeping your dog safe. They display a wide array of available weaponry (ie: tools) for zombie-killing, as well as protective gear to wear while you’re bashing in a zombie’s gooey head. ACE Hardware has thought of everything!
They even have advice in case you’re turned into a zombie!
Because zombies need love too
Ledgey the Ledge Says Know Your Safety
Dorkly.com posted some great advice for video game Henchmen, brought to you by everyone’s favorite mascot, Ledgey the Ledge.
My Favourite Bat-Spoof (to date)
If there is anything on these beloved tubes of ours as commonplace as adorable kitten-pictures, it’s spoofs of Christopher Nolan’s Batman. At least, that’s how it feels sometimes. Last night, I found the best. All other Batman spoofs are curled up beneath their covers at the moment, weeping with shame as a new classic comes to the blog:
WTF…Heels? Fighting Crime and Abusing Fashion
A common, if cliched argument. Of course, practicality isn’t the point as far as the artists are concerned, and fangirls like me have always looked the other way. Still, it’s always nice to see examples like this, from Aaron Diaz:
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The Day the Internet Collapsed in on Itself Like a Dying Star
When self-referential jokes and Internet memes came together in a Thundercats parody that melted the mind of every single human being on the planet. It was as if everyone on the Internet rose up in one voice and said, “Now.”
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