Category Archives: Star Wars

6 Weirdest Jedi (That You May Recognize)

A little movie called Star Wars debuts tomorrow, a moment that the entire world has been waiting decades for. I’ll be in line at the first possible showing here in my town, and I hope to have a review up on Friday. I hope it’s good. I’ll probably like it, regardless. This is a pretty exciting week.

So let’s talk about weird Jedi!

It gets weirder

Last week, I focused a lot on the utter coolness of wookiee Jedi, as if Chewbacca had picked up a lightsaber. But wookiees are not the only recognizable Star Wars aliens to become Jedi in the great, expansive Star Wars Universe. Considering the fact that every single nook and cranny of Star Wars has been mapped, it should come as no surprise that writers and artists picked nearly every single iconic alien and turned them into a Jedi somewhere along the line.

Join me after the jump to continue the Star Wars celebration, and check out six of the weirdest Jedi to ever wield the Force!

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There Are Apparently Lots of Things Wrong With The Phantom Menace

The Star Wars celebrations are never ending around here! The Internet is just too full of fun Star Wars stuff. Star Wars! Here we have the good folks at Cinema Sins pinging the glorious Phantom Menace in not one, but two, videos!

Part 1

Part 2

Good times! Is it Thursday yet?

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The 6 Coolest Wookiees (Who Aren’t Chewbacca)

Is there any cooler, more appreciated character in science fiction than Chewbacca? We all know there’s an awesome actor in that costume, but we also all totally treat Chewbacca as a real person. It’s one of my favorite things about the human race.

Women want him, men want to be him

But Chewbacca isn’t the only wookiee worthy of our attentions. The Star Wars Universe is a wide and impressive place, filled with all manner of delightful aliens and crazy people. And after Chewbacca made wookiees so cool, the brilliant minds behind Star Wars went out and created a bunch more! The Star Wars Universe is filled with fun and fascinating Wookiees, and here are the coolest ones (who aren’t named Chewbacca)!

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The Inevitable Star Wars Love Continues

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is closer than ever now! And that means the parodies ain’t about to stop anytime soon!

Everything wrong with The Empire Strikes Back.

Everything wrong with Return of the Jedi

Oh Cinema Sins, you almost never disappoint. I think I’m even going to get in on the act. Tune in tomorrow for a Star Warsian List of Six!

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6 Possible Star Wars Netflix Shows

The success of Daredevil, Jessica Jones and hopefully the rest of the Netflix Defenders has got me thinking: Why not mimic this success for Star Wars? This was definitely an experimental move for Marvel and Disney, but I’d like to think it’s paying off. And Disney clearly has no plans to ever end their series of Star Was entertainment. We’ll have a new movie and a new spin-off movie every year from now on, not to mention all the cartoons and books and video games we could ever possibly want. That’s just life from now on.

So what if Disney started making a bunch of live action, prestige Star Wars shows for Neflix?

First image when you Google ‘Star Wars’

What’s to stop them? An article I saw the other day pointed out the very real fact that few of us will live to see the final Star Wars movie. Disney will outlive us all, and they will continue making Star Wars products from now until the end of time. Rather than be angry with this, I will embrace the inevitable and brainstorm some awesome TV show ideas! Join me after the jump!

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