Category Archives: Just Funny
Picking on Superman Returns Will Make Me Feel Better
Nothing better to make up for a day of intense day job than picking on Superman Returns. That movie was just terrible.
Sometimes I think my day job might be more exciting for you guys to read about than my random comic book ramblings. I’m a police reporter for a city newspaper, and today we had a double homicide followed by a manhunt for the killer, who was still on foot in the neighborhood. Exciting times. But still, suck it, Superman Returns!
Thanks Cinema Sins.
How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended
They’re at it again! And this one is legitimately funny.
The How It Should Have Ended people are getting better and better. They’re finally back to showing us a legitimate alternate ending, which one would think was the whole point. These are always good for a chuckle.
The Green Lantern Movie Kinda Really Stunk
I spent the morning praising Green Lantern, so how about we spend the afternoon taking the piss out of him?
I’m still amazed that we live in a world with an actual, live action Green Lantern movie. Before making Wonder Woman or the Flash, much more popular and simpler characters, Hollywood gave us a Green Lantern film. And as much as I may praise Geoff Johns, not even his collaboration could steer Green Lantern the movie towards being a success. Maybe the problem is that the movie didn’t bother actually using the Green Lantern stories that made the character so popular. Seriously, even with Johns consulting on set, the filmmakers went ahead and changed most of his big ideas for no particular reason. Why would they do that? What possible gain did they foresee?
Now we’ll never get that sequel. At least the gang at CinemaSins can have some fun with it.
Superman Kicks the Ultimate Nut Shot
Oh Freddie Wong, you can do no wrong. Although I think we all know that Superman doesn’t have a goatee. Please.
So This Happened, and the Internet Giggled at Itself
Remember Patton Oswalt’s awesome Star Wars/Avengers/Wrath of the Titans movie mash-up? The Internet sure does.
Good times. I say this a lot, but it bears repeating: I love the Internet. Posted by iZacLess.
