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Review: Teen Titans #23.1 is All About Rape, a Lot of Rape

What would be a great way to follow up the disappointing Trigon invasion story in Teen Titans? How about a completely unnecessary, largely indecipherable origin story for the lead villain! Not only that, but it’s all about rape! Demon rape! Eons and dimensions worth of never-ending, soul-crushing, genocide-level demon rape. That is Trigon’s origin. He rapes people. That’s apparently his thing. And most of the time, the women he rapes either die during the act or kill themselves from the grotesque horror of it all. That’s our Teen Titans villain, ladies and gentleman. That’s the guy that DC Comics sends up against teenage superheroes.

Trigon #1

They better watch out that he doesn’t rape them in order to birth his next demon children. Because that is apparently what Trigon does. He rapes women on a Biblical scale.

Comic Rating: 2/10 – Very Bad.

So it’s Villains Month at DC comics, and a bunch of titles are being replaced for a quick, done-in-one origin story for a lot of New 52 villains. I wasn’t sure if I would bother reviewing Trigon #1, but after reading it, I felt I had to say something. Because this issue is something else. It’s…well like I said, it’s filled with demon rape. That’s pretty much it. Trigon shows up, vaguely explains where he comes from, and then launches a never-ending, interdimensional campaign to rape as many females as possible. The guy loves to rape. He lives to rape. Rape. Rape. Rape.

Raaaaaaaaaaape.

I hope I never again have to write rape so much in my blog. It’s not a fun word. It’s not a fun thing to talk about. And I’m relatively sure that it doesn’t have to be in this comic. Is rape really the major selling point of Trigon’s character? I know his major comics contribution is having Raven as a daughter, but does she have to have been born of rape? Heck, according to this issue, Raven’s mom consented to the demon rape. So why do so many other innocent women across the universe have to get raped?

The point is, this issue is full of demon rape. A lot of demon rape. Keep reading if you want, or stop now, I won’t mind. But writer Marv Wolfman really loves himself some demon rape. I’ve been around the Internet, and I’ve seen some freaky fetishes in my day. But this issue really, really takes the cake. Join me after the jump – if you dare!

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Batman is the Knight of Awesome

A super artist named Mauricio Abril decided to up his awesome level by drawing/painting this epic Batman adventure.

Set to the tune of “Knights of Cydonia” by Muse, Batman just kicks a lot of butt in pure Batman style. I know that if I were an artist in any way whatsoever (besides wordsmith), I would totally do Batman art all the time. That makes life worth living.

Hench-Sized Comic Book Reviews – 9/7/13

Welcome to Villains Month! It’s the two-year anniversary of DC’s New 52 reboot, and like every September so far, they have launched a wacky publicity stunt! Unfortunately for DC, I only bought two of the dozen or so villain books. And I wasn’t all that impressed with either one. Fortunately, I liked the first issue of Forever Evil a bit more, so at least DC has that.

Not to be outdone, Marvel Comics isn’t taking Villains Month lying down. They are neck deep in the big Infinity event (yawn), and this week also saw the launch of Battle of the Atom (yay), the new Brian Michael Bendis-penned X-Men crossover. So this week was clearly a huge week in comics – and not just because it’s my 30th birthday too.

Comic Book of the Week goes to both Battle of the Atom #1 and All-New X-Men #16. Marvel and Bendis kicked off Battle of the Atom in style, and I think it’s easily going to be the best Big Event Crossover of the season!

Comic Reviews: Battle of the Atom #1, All-New X-Men #16, Bizarro #1, Deadshot #1, Forever Evil #1, Infinity #2, and Superior Foes of Spider-Man #3.

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Punishing Dick Grayson, and Why It Could Be a Good Thing

Dick Grayson can’t seem to catch a break. And I don’t just mean the murder of his parents when he was still a boy. I mean Dick Grayson as a comic book superhero can’t seem to catch a break in DC Comics’ New 52 universe. In less than two years, Dick found out that his childhood home, Haley’s Circus, was actually a front for the villainous Court of Owls secret society, and that Dick himself was in line to become one of their undead assassins (until the whole Batman and Robin thing happened instead). Then he found out his childhood sweetheart was a psychopath who betrayed him and tried to kill him, only for her to then be murdered by the Joker as a means of punishing Dick.

Then when he inherited Haley’s Circus and sunk all of his life savings into fixing it up, that too was destroyed by the Joker. Then Dick found out that Batman was keeping secrets from him, leading to an angry split between the two heroes. Then he found out the man who murdered his parents was still alive and hiding in Chicago!

And now Nightwing has been chosen as the sacrificial lamb for the new Forever Evil event.

So that’s why they put him in red

Don’t worry, he’s not dead…at least not yet.

But something almost as huge happened to Nightwing in this week’s Forever Evil #1. As a big Robin and Nightwing fan, I’m worried about any major change to one of my favorite characters. But I’m here to tell you that this change might not be all that bad. In fact, this could work out very well in Nightwing’s favor.

As long as DC manages to use it to tell some good stories. That part is questionable.

But this isn’t the end of the world. Join me after the jump for full SPOILERS and why I think this could be good for the character.

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DC Comics Doesn’t Want Batwoman to Get Married

News of further DC Comics editorial interference has hit the Internet today, and it hits hard. J.H. Williams III, possibly the most brilliant artist working in comics today, has announced that he’s leaving the critically acclaimed Batwoman series because DC won’t let him marry Batwoman and her fiancee, Maggie Sawyer, among other reasons. And that is just monstrous. Batwoman is the only comic from the Big Two publishers to star an openly gay character, and has even won two GLAAD awards for its portrayal of gay characters. Yet this is the stance DC is apparently taking.

Williams clarified on Twitter that DC isn’t necessarily opposed to gay marriage. They simply told him Batwoman and Maggie can’t get married. Considering what DC did to Superman and Lois Lane, they might just be opposed to any of their characters being married. But forbidding these two in particular from tying the knot is a horrible move.

This should win the Mtv Best Kiss Award!

Williams made the announcement on his blog last night. He said his final issue will be #26 in a few months. Both he and co-writer W. Haden Blackman will be leaving the title.

Here is an exert from Williams and Blackman’s letter explaining their departure:

Unfortunately, in recent months, DC has asked us to alter or completely discard many long-standing storylines in ways that we feel compromise the character and the series. We were told to ditch plans for Killer Croc’s origins; forced to drastically alter the original ending of our current arc, which would have defined Batwoman’s heroic future in bold new ways; and, most crushingly, prohibited from ever showing Kate and Maggie actually getting married. All of these editorial decisions came at the last minute, and always after a year or more of planning and plotting on our end.

We’ve always understood that, as much as we love the character, Batwoman ultimately belongs to DC. However, the eleventh-hour nature of these changes left us frustrated and angry — because they prevent us from telling the best stories we can. So, after a lot of soul-searching, we’ve decided to leave the book after Issue 26.

You can read the full text here. Or if that link is still broken, you can check it out here.

This is horrible news. Batwoman has been one of the consistently great books coming out of DC since the New 52, and the romance between Batwoman and Maggie Sawyer has been an absolute treat to read. It’s one of my favorite relationships in all of comics these days, and that marriage proposal was one of the most romantic comic book scenes I have ever read! I want to see this couple soar, and marriage seemed exactly where it was leading.

I would have loved a nice, romantic, heartfelt wedding between Kate Kane and Maggie Sawyer. But DC apparently had to be twerps about it.

Williams later clarified on Twitter: “Not wanting to be inflammatory, only factual – We fought to get them engaged, but were told emphatically no marriage can result.”

He also Tweeted: “But must clarify – was never put to us as being anti-gay marriage.”

So I think what we’re looking at here is DC just doesn’t want any of their characters to be married. They broke up Superman and Lois Lane in the reboot, along with Barry Allen and Iris West. Ralph and Sue Dibny are nowhere to be seen. The only character I can think of who is married at all is Aquaman. Why does he get a pass?

Because he’s written by Geoff Johns, obviously.

This news is just depressing. Batwoman is one of DC’s best books, and the relationship between Batwoman and Maggie Sawyer is one of the best and sweetest romances in all of comics.. Williams and Blackman have created something wonderful between those two characters, whereas DC can’t seem to get their heads out of their asses long enough to make Superman and Wonder Woman anything more than a PR stunt.

This is far from the first time DC has been taken to task by its creators for poor editorial management. DC has gone through half a dozen Superman writers in less than two years because of creative interference from the higher-ups. They had a huge marketing push when writer Andy Diggle took over Action Comics, but Diggle walked off the series before his fist issue even hit the stands. Rob Liefeld left the company in a flurry of laughs and accusations. And one of the new writers of the Green Lantern franchise dropped out before the work even started.

But this one might be the worst. Williams’ art is like nothing else in comics, and it made Batwoman a true standout. His creative direction on Batwoman has been nothing short of brilliant (except for that one, non-linear story arc).

This is a true shame.