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Review: X-Factor #257
It’s times like these I wish I did better in literature class. Maybe then I could understand why Peter David wasted one of the last six issues of X-Factor on characters we’ve never met before and the elementary lesson of being careful what you wish for. Did I miss one of the themes or subplots of Hell on Earth War? Does this lesson have something to do with why Jamie Madrox is still stuck in demon form?
Why the heck is Madrox still a demon!? Spoilers, he’s still a demon by the end of the issue! PAD only has five issues left of the entire series and his main character is still a mindless, purposeless demon monster! Argh!
Comic Rating: 3/5 – Alright.
I can only hope that this issue is some kind of prologue to the entire End of X-Factor storyline, that maybe its themes will reverberate throughout the entire arc. Maybe it will make sense once the whole series is wrapped. Or maybe it won’t. I just don’t know. PAD has promised that each issue is going to focus on different characters to wrap up their stories. So is this Layla’s issue? Is this the wrap-up we get for Layla Miller? If it is, it’s a terrible wrap-up for her character. Seriously, I just don’t know the purpose of this issue. I’m hoping that it will all become clear in the end, otherwise this is a dud of a story that doesn’t really have anything to do with X-Factor at all.
I’m not dreading the end of the series. X-Factor has had a long, healthy run, and maybe it’s time to say goodbye. The rest of the Marvel Universe has passed it by, and I’m glad that PAD has the opportunity to wrap up the series on his terms. So I guess I was just expecting something more…meaningful? More important? More in line with saying goodbye? I kept waiting for something to happen that would change Madrox back to his normal self, but it never came. All of a sudden the issue was over and nothing had changed. I’m just at a loss as to the purpose of the issue. I really hope it becomes clear soon enough.
Also, not to be too rude, but the art is clearly in “comic soon to be cancelled” mode.
Marvel is Putting Together Yet Another Avengers Team
Because why not?
Apparently Marvel took a look at their exhaustive Avengers comic book franchise – Avengers, New Avengers, Dark Avengers, Secret Avengers, Uncanny Avengers, Avengers Assemble and Avengers Arena – and realized that they don’t have a comic using the adjective ‘Mighty’, which is the classic Avengers adjective. So faster than you can say “give me another Avengers comic”, it seems that Marvel is going to do just that.
All week long, Marvel has been unveiling the lineup for a new series that so far is only titled ‘Mighty’. But why else use that adjective if you’re not then going to combine it with ‘Avengers’? The new comic isn’t going to be called ‘Mighty Heroes 4 Hire, that’s for sure’. That would never sell. The concept for the team is going to revolve around the upcoming series Infinity, Marvel’s next Big Event comic. While the normal Avengers are out in space dealing with Infinity, Luke Cage is going to remain on Earth and assemble a new team. I guess that’s a good enough reason to pop out yet another Avengers comic.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t care less about the characters on the team.
We’ve got Cage, She-Hulk, Superior Spider-Man, White Tiger, the new Power Man and Adam, the Blue Marvel, a character you’ve probably never heard of before because he only ever appeared in a single mini-series several years ago as a Superman-esque hero.
Are you kidding me!? Brian Michael Bendis is taking an obscure, Superman rip-off who only ever appeared in a single old mini-series and turning him into an Avenger? Does he live in some kind of fantasy land where he thinks people actually liked the Sentry? The Sentry was terrible. How could Marvel possibly think the Blue Marvel could be any better?
Alright, enough angry ranting. I just wish I knew what rules are in place when a writer puts together a new superhero team. How many times has this been done before? A writer creates a new comic and throws in a bunch of random characters to make a team. Bendis himself does it at least once a year. His original New Avengers reboot was that exact thing. As was every iteration of the Avengers comic that Bendis ever wrote. What about Matt Fraction’s Defenders series from a few years ago? Or any of a bajillion different X-Men comics?
I just don’t think team membership means anything to anyone anymore. Where are the days when team members actually meant something to one another? When they could actually build bonds and stick together for awhile? Why are these characters so utterly interchangeable, and why does Marvel feel the need to just keep cranking out random assortments of superheroes and calling them Avengers?
Anyway, that’s my rant for today. Take it for what you will.
Robin Watch: Harper Row in Detective Comics
Welcome back to Robin Watch, my ongoing coverage of DC Comics’ efforts to pick a new Robin. As many of you know, Robin is one of my all-time favorite superheroes, and for the first time since the 80s, we are without a Robin. The latest hero to wear the mantle, Damian Wayne, died heroically several months ago, and now several candidates have stepped up to replace him. There will be a new Robin. It’s only a matter of time, and I’m quite excited to see what happens.
The leading contender for the new Robin – and my personal favorite – is Harper Row, a street-wise orphan with a knack for electrical engineering and getting herself into trouble. Harper is the subject of today’s Robin Watch due to her appearance in this week’s issue of Detective Comics, which I believe marks the first time she has appeared outside of the Batman series, which is written by her creator, Scott Snyder. I think it’s a pretty telling sign that other Batman writers and comics are now allowed to use Harper Row in their stories, meaning DC is working to make her a more viable, important character.
The story involves Harper tracking an assassin at Wayne Tower and getting rescued by Batman. Even though he had told her to stay out of trouble and took away her crime-fighting gear, Harper still took it upon herself to help protect the Prime Minister of Bhutan from an assassin. Afterwards, Batman and Harper had a few words.
Batman can’t seem to stay mad at the lovable ragamuffin, and so he gives Harper back her crime-fighting gear. He tells her that if she’s going to insist on getting involved then she needs to be prepared, and she should refrain from doing anything stupid. It’s an OK appearance from Harper in a relatively OK series. At least I reminded myself why I haven’t bothered with Detective Comics. But again, the sheer mediocrity of the issue is further proof that Harper’s appearance is part of a larger push to involve her in Batman comics. This isn’t a Harper Row story. This is a Batman story, and the writer was allowed to bring Harper along for added fun.
But that alone is not evidence that Harper is going to become the new Robin. That comes later in the issue, when Bruce Wayne chats with Alfred about the young, resourceful Harper.
That right there is the equivalent of a smoking gun.
Bruce Wayne and Alfred all but come out and say that Harper Row is perfect to be the next Robin. Obviously, at this point, DC is still being coy about their plans for Harper Row, as they should be. DC should milk the selection of the next Robin for all it’s worth. I think there’s an extra layer behind this little scene. I think Harper’s creator, Scott Snyder, is doing his best not to make Harper the obvious choice for Robin. And until this issue, Snyder was the only one who ever wrote Harper in a comic. But now she’s been handed off to Detective Comics writer John Layman, who is probably somewhat aware of DC’s future plans for Harper, but is not privy to Snyder’s thoughts on the character.
So I think Layman is trying, but failing, to be subtle in hinting towards Harper becoming the next Robin. It’s like Snyder let another kid play with his toys, and the other kid messed them all up!
An alternate theory has been recently proposed by Friend-of-the-Site The Salty Runback, where it’s possible that Harper is just a red herring, and her younger brother Cullen is the real candidate. It’s an interesting idea, and one I’d be willing to be DC might try. And if that’s the case, then perhaps DC is playing a game where they make Harper the obvious choice, so that Cullen’s eventual selection will come as a big twist. Perhaps Harper gets killed somehow. Or she becomes the Joker’s Daughter, an upcoming villain with colorful hair and a connection to the Gotham Underground. Personally, I much prefer Harper as the next Robin instead of Cullen. But he is definitely now in the running.
Tune in next time for another exciting segment of Robin Watch!
6 Characters Severely Missing From DC’s New 52
When DC Comics rebooted their entire universe and redesigned all of their characters in the fall of 2011, it was a bold move that has been both a blessing and a curse. They saw increased sales and media attention, but at the same time, they’ve made a lot of big mistakes, and have dealt with their fair share of bad press. Comic book fans will be debating the success or failure of the New 52 reboot for years to come. But with any reboot, the biggest changes have been to the characters themselves. And these changes run the gamut from something as small as a costume change (Superman, Wonder Woman) to having their entire history rewritten (Cyborg, Martian Manhunter). Heck, Aquaman is now one of the biggest and coolest heroes in the world.
But not everybody got off so well. There some characters who seem to have been wiped off the face of the Earth!
Longtime Flash Wally West is nowhere to be found in the rebooted universe. Nor is former Wonder Girl Donna Troy. And both of those characters are very popular, each with their own huge fanbase. Yet DC hasn’t done anything with them, nor do they seem to have any plans for the characters. And i’ts not just Wally West and Donna Troy. A whole host of DC Comics characters have yet to make the transition into the New 52 universe, including some of my favorite characters. So if any DC editors are reading, here is my list of six characters who need to show up in the New 52, as well as suggestions of where I’d put them – if, you know, you wanted to hire me. Just sayin’.
Villains Month Announced for DC Comics This September
DC Comics are continuing their annual September Sales Stunt thingy this year by bringing us Villains Month, where each of the 52 comics will be taken over by a major super-villain. Not only that, but there will be a new crossover mini-series called Forever Evil spinning out of September as well. So yeah, pretty big happenings at DC this fall.
One can only hope we get Sidekicks Month next year!
Anyway, this all sounds pretty cool to me. I’m all for DC trying something new every September to boost sales, and everybody loves a good villain story. Maybe it’ll even convince me to try out some new comics to see how it works, and that would be the whole point, right? That first link shows off a lot of the villains that will be taking over. We’ll see the Joker in the pages of Batman, Two-Face in Batman and Robin, Poison Ivy in Detective Comics, Cyborg Superman in Action Comics, Darkseid in Justice League, Gorilla Grodd in Flash, and many more.
Knowing my luck, Teen Titans will probably feature one of those lame new villains Scott Lobdell created for the series, like Diesel.
Check out more after the jump!






