Man, this was a week for new movie trailers. Are they all trying to get ahead of the new Mission Impossible film? Are they just coming out willy nilly? Wanting to get ahead of Barbie and/or Oppenheimer next week? Either way, we got a bunch, and I’m just gonna rapid fire go through them all and give my thoughts.

Let’s start with the first trailer for Napoleon, starring Joaquin Phoenix.

I’m looking forward to this film. Ridley Scott is a great director, and he’s bound to make an awesome, big historical epic. Napoleon is also one of those historical figures that I simply don’t know much about, so it’ll be neat to learn more. Should be a big, fun, interesting historical movie about a figure that doesn’t get much attention.

Napoleon comes out at Thanksgiving time.

Next up, a TV show, the new Twisted Metal show, starring Anthony Mackie. I like Mackie, and I enjoyed the Twisted Metal games as much as the next person.

I liked this trailer, but I also worry about this trailer. It looks a little too cheap, a little too campy, a little too forced. At the same time, what I’ve seen of Sweet Tooth looks great. And I liked Mackie’s jokes, even if I don’t think he’s doing his best in his delivery. It feels…off. It doesn’t feel like his usual charm. But I’m going to check it out anyway, to be sure.

Twisted Metal comes to Peacock on July 27.

How about next we watch Wonka, the first major trailer for this Willy Wonka prequel.

I don’t care for this trailer. And I definitely don’t care for Timothy Chalamet as a young Willy Wonka. This trailer looks like he’s trying too hard. Like he’s trying really hard to nail an impression on the idea of Willy Wonka. And the story looks dumb. Wonka had to overcome a chocolate cartel in order to launch his factory? That sounds dumb. And giving him a sidekick who doesn’t appear in the other movies? Why?

Though those few seconds of Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa are hilarious.

Wonka comes to theaters on Dec. 15.

Alright, two left! Next up is a new, full trailer for Blue Beetle. A superhero movie! I love those!

I like the look of this movie, but I also fear for it. Blue Beetle looks good. The cast is solid, the SFX look great, and it should be solidly heroic. But…it also looks like it’s following the template exactly. Young hero stumbles into powers they didn’t want, goes on a training montage, goes up against a villain who is their exact opposite; it’s all been done a million times before. And it’s also a DC movie, and audiences have been brutal to those recently. I don’t think Blue Beetle is going to rise above the savage reaction to Black Adam and The Flash. But let’s hope for the best.

Blue Beetle comes to theaters on Aug. 18.

Last, but surely not least, is a full trailer for the Ahsoka TV show, starring Rosario Dawson.

Looks great to me! After Andor, I think this show is going to lean more heavily into the whiz bang pow of Star Wars, and I’m fine with that. As long as we get some quality storytelling, some quality character work and great use of known characters, this should be a blast. I’m very excited to learn more about the two new evil Force users and their orange lightsabers. And the live action Rebels cast should be a hoot!

Ahsoka comes to Disney+ on Aug. 23.

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