Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer in history, kind of tarnished his public image a few years ago when it came out that he really, really loves whores. In today’s society, that kind of reputation is hard to walk away from. But Tiger Woods still has video games to sell. Someone’s gotta fix that public image…

EA Sports should rent themselves out as a public relations firm. All disgraced celebrities should take the route of turning themselves into awesome fighting machines.