Chuck Norris: The Movie

Jun 12

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits. The last digit in pi is Chuck Norris. Etc. Etc.

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About Sean Ian Mills

Hello, this is Sean, the Henchman-4-Hire! By day I am a mild-mannered newspaper reporter in Central New York, and by the rest of the day I'm a pretty big geek when it comes to video games, comic books, movies, cartoons and more.

Posted on June 12, 2012, in Parody, This Wins the Internet and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Alyssa's avatar Alyssa | June 13, 2012 at 6:15 am

    Chuck Norris had a role in the Star Wars films. He was the Force.

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