So I don’t know if I’ll ever write a review of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. The game is just too massive, too wildly untamed, to really get it down in review form. I may whip something up someday, but for now, I figured I’d just update everybody on my status. Maybe some of you care, maybe some of you don’t. For those that do, keep reading. For those that don’t, at least enjoy this fun video.

Made by the same guys that did the earlier Skyrim songs.

Now then, my orc warrior Tannenbaum has continued to explore the world of Skyrim. He’s been to the frozen north and the jungles of the south. He’s been inside a magic black gemstone and he’s slain ghosts, giants, and humans alike. He’s even killed a few orcs who deserved it. Tannenbaum hasn’t chosen a side in the civil war, but who needs to? He’s the dragon-slayer!

The townsfolk were very grateful and came out to watch

And from that dragon, I crafted a legendary suit of dragon-scale armor.

I also made orphans out of its children

And I met a comely wench who sang the song of the dragon-slayer!

Very comely in the chest

Good times.