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Hufflepuff and Proud!

Not every first year at Hogwart’s School for Witchcraft and Wizardry gets to be a heroic Gryffindor or a dastardly Slytherin. Some students are patient and loyal, and know the value of hard work. These proud students get sorted into Hufflepuff House. And as the lovely ladies of Not Literally will tell you, there’s nothing wrong with showing off a little Badger Pride!

The song is ‘Sorted This Way’, a parody of Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’.

Hogwarts Students Were Doin’ It, and You Know It!

Let me lay some truth on you people: the students at Hogwarts, definitely the older ones, were knocking boots all up and down that castle. Maybe not Harry and his pals, because they had other stuff to do, but what about the rest of those 15, 16 and 17-year-olds who weren’t saving the world every week or hopelessly pining after their best friend or their best friend’s sister?

I mean, c’mon, the dormitories were co-ed!

This revelation comes from the boys and girls of Not Literally, I think. At least that’s the name of the person who uploaded it to Youtube.

Alas, if only you could apparate within Hogwarts’ walls.

Thanks to Topless Robot for the find.