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Cinema Sins Doesn’t Understand the Vanishing Cabinet
Cinema Sins has gotten around to doing Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince. It’s pretty good, but they really don’t seem to understand the storyline with Draco and the Vanishing Cabinet.
Granted, maybe they’re only paying attention to the movie version of the story, but I’m pretty sure they mention somewhere that Draco spent the year repairing the Vanishing Cabinet, and that’s why he was testing it with an apple and a bird. Beyond that, the team does find some nifty plot holes to poke fun at. I never bought into Ron and Hermione’s relationship either!
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If Only Harry Potter Had Been Like This From the Beginning
Remember that utterly genius cross between Star Wars and Guardians of the Galaxy? Of course you do. Well how about Harry Potter done in the style of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!
We owe this bit of greatness to The Unusual Suspect, who made both videos. Whoever this person is, somebody give him some kind of expensive government grant so that he can keep being a creative genius!
Hufflepuff and Proud!
Not every first year at Hogwart’s School for Witchcraft and Wizardry gets to be a heroic Gryffindor or a dastardly Slytherin. Some students are patient and loyal, and know the value of hard work. These proud students get sorted into Hufflepuff House. And as the lovely ladies of Not Literally will tell you, there’s nothing wrong with showing off a little Badger Pride!
The song is ‘Sorted This Way’, a parody of Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’.
I Feel Bad for Alfred Enoch
I finally watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows parts 1 and 2 over the weekend. They were great. As good as all the rest of the Harry Potter movies. There were some scenes that didn’t live up to the awesomeness of the book – like Molly Weasley’s big moment, and Neville killing the snake – and I wish they’d given Snape a better death. But overall, they were great movies and a fine finale to the Harry Potter saga.
I just feel really bad for Alfred Enoch, the actor who played Dean Thomas.
Gryffindor represent!
Find out why after the jump.
Hogwarts Students Were Doin’ It, and You Know It!
Let me lay some truth on you people: the students at Hogwarts, definitely the older ones, were knocking boots all up and down that castle. Maybe not Harry and his pals, because they had other stuff to do, but what about the rest of those 15, 16 and 17-year-olds who weren’t saving the world every week or hopelessly pining after their best friend or their best friend’s sister?
I mean, c’mon, the dormitories were co-ed!
This revelation comes from the boys and girls of Not Literally, I think. At least that’s the name of the person who uploaded it to Youtube.
Alas, if only you could apparate within Hogwarts’ walls.
Thanks to Topless Robot for the find.
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